South Park Charted
- Framed South Park Autographed Replica Print - Matt Stone & Trey Parker - $39.99
- Grand Wizard Eric Cartman - $19.88
- Women's South Park Low-Cut Exotic Briefs - $14.52
- Talking Butters Wacky Wobbler - $49.95
- The Ultimate South Park and Philosophy: Respect My Philosophah! - $17.95
- South Park Kyle Broflovski Cosplay Trapper Hat - $22.95
- South Park Cartman Respect My Authority T-Shirt - $15.99
- Funko POP! South Park Cartman - $34.99
- White Mountain Puzzles Television History - 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle - $15.00
In case you forgot, South Park Charted is here to help you 'member. 'Member what? All twenty seasons of the show's most memorable characters and references, including the citizens of South Park, "The Many Guises of Cartman" (Appendix A), "Reasons Butters Gets in Trouble" (Appendix D), and "Kenny's Deaths" (Appendix J). And the best of South Park Charted: no memberberries - just good vision or a good pair of glasses - are required to use it.
Another neat release from Pop Chart Lab, the South Park Charted poster measures 24" x 36" and sells as a print unframed, framed in your choice of wood / color, or mounted on a panel. The chart distinguishes over 130 characters, categorizing them into groups such as "Canadians" and "Faith + 1." Each character also gets a notation indicating when s/he/it first appeared on the show, and total number of appearances. I'm sure all of that data is archived for easy Ctrl+F-style access, but can you imagine if someone paid you to be a South Park statistician, and watch all 283 episodes to collect it? That would be right up there with getting a job as a professional potato chip taster for me.
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Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition
In honor of the spankin, bitchin', cheesy-poof-eatin' new "South Park: Post COVID" special coming out on Thanksgiving, here's an old South Park take on an even older game: Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition...
Villain Chair
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Mary Jane Polystone Statue
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Ninja Turtles Bra
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Scooby-Doo Inflatable Halloween Costume
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Cartoon Portrait of You
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Action Figure Lamps
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Upskirt Umbrella
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Ninja Turtles Beanie
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Icons Unmasked Book
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Cel Shaded Jeans
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My Neighbor Totoro Sleeping Bag Sofa Bed
Totoro. My neighbor. My friend. My giant pillow of a bed. I think this version of the rotund-bellied wood spirit might even be to scale with the original anime Totoro. And even if your kids have no idea what My Neighbor...