Anthony Men's Glycolic Exfoliating & Resurfacing Wipes
My appreciation for wipes has grown exponentially as I've gotten older. Now I'm mostly talking about the wipes used on the opposite end of the body as Anthony Glycolic Exfoliating & Resurfacing Wipes, but I've also developed a penchant for disinfectant cleaning wipes, post-chicken-wing wet naps, and Surviveware dirty camper wipes. So why not men's skincare wipes?
Anthony Glycolic Exfoliating & Resurfacing Wipes are kind of a luxe beauty product for men disguised as a unfussy pouch of Asswipes. The double-sided cotton wipes are doused in glycolic acid, Vitamin E, aloe vera gel, ginseng, and menthol. Their textured exfoliation side helps scrub away impurities and dead skin cells from your face, neck, and if you got one, bald head. Followed up with a pass of the smooth side wipes your skin surfaces clean, and helps moisturize and tone.
And if that's all yada, yada boring to you, as it mostly is to me, note also that Anthony Glycolic Exfoliating & Resurfacing Wipes eliminate the need to wash your face with soap and water, and you don't have to rinse after using them. Smearing for a few seconds with a wipe, or lathering up with soap, sloshing water everywhere (according to my wife) and banging my forehead against the faucet because I can't open my eyes when they're full of face wash? Once again, my appreciation for wipes grows.
In addition to cleansing and exfoliating, Anthony Wipes claim their glycolic acid content encourages cell renewal, and reduces fine lines and dark spots.
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