Dual Action Beard Comb & Protective Sleeve
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- Honest Amish Beard Oil - $13.87
- GrowABeard Beard Brush & Comb Set - $12.99
- Rocky Mountain Barber Company Boar Hair Beard Brush - $14.95
- Wizard Beard Beard Grooming Care Kit - $39.99
- Premium Men's Beard Grooming Kit - $59.99
Dual. Action. Teeth. Bad for manscaping (and other below-the-belt activities), good for beard grooming. And as wedding season hits full swing and hipster facial hair a 21st century high, Huntsman Beard's Dual Action Beard Comb with leather sleeve could be your best bet for a groomsmen gift before the ceremony, or a means of keeping your follicles in check, even after breakin' to "Get Low," at the reception.
If a double row of teeth for the utmost grooming precision doesn't do it for you, Huntsman Beard also promotes their comb's "mouthwatering scent." Yes, that sounds like an odd selling point to me too. And it doesn't help me when they take it further with, "Like stepping into high school woodshop for the first time." My high school shop room smelled like sawdust and pubescent boys.
The (mouthwatering) wood beard comb comes tucked inside a gift box with a faux leather sleeve.
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