Turtle Shell Hat
If you're in the market for a low-key Super Mario Bros. group costume this Halloween, have I got a Turtle Shell Hat for you.
Handmade by Felt Think, the kinda weird, kinda awesome piece of headwear is woven from 100% natural merino wool, which Felt Think master thinker, Sabri Tunca, also dyes by hand. Despite being wool, the Turtle Shell Hat's wet felting and needle felting construction techniques ensure it ends up soft to the touch, and won't be - if you'll allow me my Dad joke jollies - a head scratcher.
Tunca makes all of his felt hats to order, and accepts custom requests for different colors or details.
If you like the idea of fitting your entire Halloween costume on your head, but want more of a showstopper than a turtle shell, check out Felt Think's Human Face Baseball Hat too.
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