Dos Boobies Baby Onesie
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- Made in Vachina Onesie - $11.99
- Grillz Pacifier - $6.99
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- Walking Dead - Little Ass Kicker Baby Romper - $12.49
- Check Meowt Infant Creeper - $12.95
I don't always drink milk, but when I do I prefer Dos Boobies. No slogan has truly arrived before it gets a meme, and no meme has truly arrived before it gets a T-shirt. Or, in this case, a baby romper. Take The Most Interesting Man in the World back 70 years and behold the Most Interesting Infant in the World. Sucking on a pair of Dos Titties.
These onesies come in over a dozen different colors, all with the same Dos Equis XX logo and infamous statement of preference modified to suit babies between the ages of 0 and 24 months. Creepers are made of 100% cotton and have reinforced 3-snap closures. Stay thirsty, my children.
But not beyond, like, a year or so because then it gets weird.
The Dos Boobies onesie is a top Dude Gift for Mom and Gift for a Kid pick.
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