Level 1 Human Baby Creeper Romper
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- Diaper Loading...Please Wait Onesie - $17.95
- Who's Your Daddy? Darth Vader Onesie - $25.00
- Captain America Onesie - $16.99
- Infant/Toddler Yoda Slippers - $26.07
- Apple IPood White Onesie - $17.50
It's never too early to indoctrinate your kids into the world of role-playing. Even casual RPG enthusiasts will get a kick out of J!NX's Level 1 Human Baby Creeper Romper for the 2 to 3 weeks it actually fits their ludicrous-speed-growing baby. And true fiends can buy one in each of the onesie's 4 available sizes (0-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months, and 18-24 months) for a full year of philosophical discussions about whether babies would technically be Level 1, or more appropriately termed Level 0. I would also like to call into question the "Human" nomenclature, as all evidence I've seen and exposure I've had to babies makes me doubt they are actually human until they reach an age that they no longer spontaneously shoot unsavory projectiles out of all functioning orifices.
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