Crochet Converse Slippers
Crochet Converse Slippers! A great big foot hug from Grandma and Chuck Taylor! These handmade yarn booties come in colors and sizes suitable for men, women, and children, so they'd make an all-star gift for an athlete of any age and gender.
Conversely, if your family is overflowing with sneaker fanatics, there's no reason not to stuff these clever crocheted slippers under the tree for one and all.
The Crochet Converse Slippers mash up the aesthetics of classic Converse Chuck Taylor All Star high-tops - down to the star logo, but absent of the copyright-infringing brand name - with that of your favorite afghan or mittens. To give you some structure, keep the booties cleaner and in better condition for longer, and so that you don't fall on your Converse-clad keister when you step on a hardwood floor, the crochet slippers have EVA soles.
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