Crocs x BEAMS Bespoke Classic All Terrain Clog
Welcome to the shoepocalypse. Crocs has teamed up with Japanese fashion brand BEAMS - again, apparently - to bring you, me, and the whole ugly-plastic-shoe-loving world the Crocs x BEAMS Bespoke Classic All Terrain Clog. It comes in 2 styles, Outdoor and Military. Given how both have bulbous protrusions on the top of them, I feel like a third style, the KFC, would fit right in here too.
In the case of the Bespoke Classics, the "bulbous protrusions" are not rubberized fried chicken drumsticks, but little pouches for storing little items, such as a key, cash, or good luck charms. Like fanny packs for your feet...footie packs!
BEAMS has also pimped out their Crocs with cargo pockets, netting, daisy chains and carabiners, and side-release buckles.