Strip-Straps - Ankle Straps for Flip-Flops
- Unisex Crocband Flip-Flop - $21.99
- Reef Men's Fanning Sandal - $38.49
- Quiksilver Men's Flux Flip-Flop - $24.91
- Dockers Men's Jesse Comfort Arch Two-Tone Flip Flop - $12.49
- O'Neill Men's Nacho Libre Suede Flip-Flop - $29.64
Name that sound: Smack, smack, smack...hrrghh! It's your flip-flops flip-flopping along a trail, boat deck, or sidewalk. And then it's your flip-flops catching an edge and slipping off your foot while you grunt out an attempt to regain your balance before eating a ground sandwich. Strip-Straps seek to save you the sound effects--and ground effects--of flip-flop wear with their removable ankle straps that, in a phrase, "take the Flop out of Flip-Flop."
Strip-Straps attach to most open-back sandal / flip-flop brands to provide heel support without the added cost of buying sport-specific sandals or water shoes. They loop through at either side of flops' own straps and velcro together for full adjustability. Once in place Strip-Straps' neoprene heel padding keeps them comfortable during wear, and a top heel loop makes getting your flip-flops on and off relatively easy.
Conceived in the Virgin Islands and made in the USA, Strap-Straps come in a variety of colors and 3 different lengths.
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