Copper Ion Face Mask by Tekto
Copper-infused and sewn with five-layer filter technology, the Copper.Ion Face Mask from Tekto will turn you into a superhero. A bacteria-killing, incoming- and outgoing-particle-thwarting superhero. And a superhero who...
Ice Scraper Mitts
The biting morning cold. The cringey sound of the scraper. The reach across your windshield that has a 50/50 chance of tweaking your back. The damp, frozen, useless hand you're left with right when it's time to grip your...
Butter Twist - Spread, Cut, Measure, Dispense & Store
I didn't say an empty Butter Twist looks less like a kitchen tool for spreading, cutting, measuring, and storing your sticks of butter than it does a male masturbator. You said an empty Butter Twist looks less like a...
Hormel Bacon-Scented Face Mask
#BreathableBacon and the Hormel bacon-scented face mask it refers to are, surprisingly, one of the least surprising hashtags and products of 2020. Honestly, the sexy (and elusive! More on that later.) Hormel Black Label...
LED Soap Dispenser with Light & Motion Sensors
This light- and motion-sensing LED soap dispenser from Soap Brite would make a sudserrific gift for the kids out there who need some enticement to wash their hands. With its 7-color spectrum of festive, soothing, and...
LG Rollable Screen OLED TV RX
Know what LG's OLED TV RX means? A rollable screen. Just like the one your high school teachers used with the overhead projector and dry erase markers, but with Self-Lit Pixels, Dolby ThinQ AI, Vision IQ, and an $87,000...
Quarantine King Card Game
If you've spent the last 6 months hoarding toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and face masks to win at the game of life, you probably think you're already the Quarantine King. But. Would you be willing to put your bathroom...
11 Ravens Luxury Gaming Tables
11 Ravens' luxury gaming tables are going to cost you...a helluva lot more than 11 ravens. But, with designs available for tables sporting billiards, ping pong, foosball, air hockey, shuffleboard, poker, mahjong, and...
This list of the worst Halloween candy in the land is based on my personal (albeit expert) opinion, so there's obviously a small bit of subjectivity to it. (Spoiler alert: there's also a large Bit-O-Honey.) Some notable omissions include candies I know a lot of you despise, but that I kinda liked...
Can Colander
What, the Can Colander thinks it can just plop on into my canned tuna and black beans, and take away the joy of slicing my finger when I attempt to use the sharp aluminum lids I just cut off them to strain out the liquid?...
FultonFishMarket.com The Fish Drop Subscription Boxes
Striped bass. Dry jumbo sea scallops. Porgy. Porgy! Like my belly's lookin' these days! Which is another benefit of The Fish Drop seafood subscription boxes from FultonFishMarket.com: the fin fish, scallops, shrimp, oysters...
Travelon Windshield Cleaner & Defogger
Cold car, hot bodies. Sudden downpour. Frikkin' frost and snow. The Travelon Windshield Cleaner & Defogger wipes windows clear of condensation. (How ya like that 5-star alliteration, Mrs. Casey from the 6th grade?) You...
SmithFly Cabana Raft
Your zen moment of Monday: the SmithFly Cabana Raft. Floating in the hot sun on a cool lake. Bobbing in the ocean with a daiquiri in one hand and a selfie stick in the other. Takin' the Cabana Raft down to the swimmin'...
Magic Tap Automatic Drink Dispenser
Using the Magic Tap, an automatic drink dispenser, isn't about being too lazy to lift a gallon of milk or Costco-sized bottle of OJ out of the fridge, and then heave it up to pour in my coffee or bowl of Poop Like a Champion...
Face Mask for Dogs
KN95? How about a K995? It's not just the 'rona pet owners might consider a face mask for dogs to protect their pooches from. It's the smoke from forest fires. The construction debris from a kitchen remodel. The pollen...
Flame Effect Light Bulbs
Brainstorm! These flickering flame effect light bulbs burn blue or orange atop an E26 bulb base - i.e., the standard size for most of your lamps, electrically wired skeletons, and Uncle Fester...
Kitchen Squeegee & Countertop Brush
In thinking of what to tell you about this kitchen squeegee and countertop brush combo, I started thinking a lot about the word "squeegee." And then I started saying "squeegee" over and over again in my head. And you...
Heroes' Feast: The Official D&D Cookbook
When I first saw Heroes' Feast: The Official D&D Cookbook, I kind of laughed and muttered to myself, Here's your gift for the geeks this year, dudes. But then I remembered I just saw Ronda Rousey on Hot Ones, and Sean...
E68: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 68 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Grinch Christmas Tree Decoration & Ornament Holder
I know. I've just put the Grinch Christmas tree decoration and ornament holder in front of your face 2 weeks before Halloween. I know. Normally, talking about Christmas before Halloween makes me throw up in my mouth and...
Tertill Garden Weeding Robot
Hey dude, got any weeeeeds? Yeah? Well, the Tertill is a garden weeding robot that doesn't just whack them for you, but travels continuously throughout your garden, churning up the top layer of soil, and preventing them...
Woodsum Functional DIY Pinhole Camera Kit
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it is worth a thousand hours of putting together one of Wooodsum's DIY Pinhole Cameras? OK, maybe a thousand is a bit of an exaggeration. The kit actually specifies 2 to 4 hours...
Silicone Bucket Squeeze-It Ice Cube Maker
Feeling hot, thirsty, and...aggressive? Freeze up this silicone bucket ice cube maker and, when your water is chilled, squeeze it to release the cubes. No, don't just squeeze it, crush it. Take the bucket between the...
Paladyne E1000MP Drone Jammer
Drone Defence says the Paladyne E1000MP is a drone jammer, part of a series of portable "electronic countermeasures" designed to jack up the command, video, and navigation signals of IIIFOs. Identified, intrusive, and...
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