Set booty traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder-... Dude, it's "booby traps." That's what I said! Booby traps! God. These guys! So like I was saying, set booby traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder...

Alessi calling this arc lighter the "Firebird 2.0" is like me calling this pool float the "Waterbird 2.0." I mean, I get the fire, but there's nothing bird about the lighter's design. I know it's probably too uncouth...

The Lost Atlantis desk light enshrouds legend, mystery, and a creepy sea monster that isn't Cthulhu or the Kraken in a 5cm cube ready to deck out your desktop...

Are you STOIC enough to work standing on a plank of nails? Cook as your feet and ankles stay active atop a Redwoods forest bed? Home school while balancing on and fidgeting through Flathead River rocks? monkii's STOIC...

The Winterial Downhill Inflatable Snow Sled is about to blow up your winter recreation. Word on the street is that snow sport alternatives to skiing and snowboarding are going to be especially popular in 2020 since social...

It's another Trinken to facilitate drinken. The Trinken Contoured Carbon Fiber Hip Flask is made to feel as good in your pocket as it looks tipped to your mouth. The flask's carbon fiber construction and curved design...

While the M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe doesn't seem like nearly as bad of an idea as the "machete multi-tool" that is the Omniblade, one thing I would recommend to anyone trekking with the dual-use...

deeTOOL MAN says installation of their Door Draft Stopper "is a breeze," Hmmm. Given what the cold air barricade is intended to curtail, I might have gone with a different expression. Like, installing the Door Draft Stopper...

The Dad Hoodie. Guess it wouldn't have been a good marketing move to portmanteau those words for this men's zip-up with 6 internal pockets for stashing all Daddy's baby gear into...The Doodie. Nah, probably not...

Welcome to Edition 65 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Seeing the Barfly Tapered Beech Wood Ice Pick reminds me I wanted to ask: Mind if I pick your brain for a moment?...

Hoop time, hoop time... I mean, Bed time, bed time... I mean, Hoop time, bed time, hoop bed! The Basketball Bunk Bed from Tanglewood Design is the ultimate young NBA hopeful's bedroom installation. The combo shooting...

Poop Bingo. Also Known as Your 2020 Bingo Card. Full of pandemics and political unrest, fires and floods, murder hornets and the cancellation of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Basically every steaming pile of shit you...

The Baby Yodas in Amazon's limited edition The Mandalorian The Child 6-Pin Set have something poking out besides their ears. No! You dirty minds! Metal skewers soldered to each of their backs, so you can flair up your...

I never thought I'd want to be a Romeo's Juliet, but the Tekto Gear Romeo folding knife has me reconsidering, since I know this blade and I would make quite the pair...

Launch Vitamin D, CoQ10 & CBD missiles! For all your tough pills to swallow, here's the Torpedo Pill Holder, an even tougher container to carry them in. Made of aerospace aluminum, the projectile-shaped piece of EDC is...

The Luxafor Flag is an LED status indicator that clips onto your workstation where you can toggle it from red to green to let your coworkers - ha! Coworkers? No, these days the Luxafor Flag is for communicating your current...

The Arnold Total Recall Face Mask: social distancing meets instant Halloween costume. Maybe wrap some painted paper towel tubes around the back of your head, and add aluminum foil caps to the ends that stick out past...

BYOB. Where VITAE Glass is concerned, that's Build Your Own Bong. One look at the modern, architectural designs of VITAE's lab-grade borosilicate glass bases, percolators, and mouthpieces, and the smooth wood connector...

Let the battle begin...over who gets to be Baby Yoda in the Star Wars The Mandalorian edition of Monopoly...

The VZ Executive Dagger pokes - stabs, thrusts, drives - through the custom gun grips populating the rest of the VZ Grips store to show off its own fine craftsmanship and beauty as a survival tool and weapon of self defense...

Orba looper doompety doo / I've got a handheld soundbox for you / Orba MIDI doompety dee / Tap to make music immediately. Couldn't quite fit synthesizer in there, but the Artiphon Orba Musical Instrument is that too -...

Have you ever skulled a beer? The Lost Souls Gothic Skull Table has a roomy glass top ready and waiting for you to skull, what, at least a dozen of them. Go ahead, plunk them down on the ol' cranium. But...gently. And...

Got a hot head? The CoolDrift Versa wearable is here to give you a lobotomy and calm those steaming thoughts down. Er, wait, no. The CoolDrift Versa wearable is here to adjust and maintain your optimal body temperature...