Admittedly, I have not played The Witcher game series (or read the books). But like many other content-obsessed couch potatoes out there, I did watch season 1 of The Witcher on Netflix, and when I see this Geralt in Bath...

Malware, viruses, automatic data transfer, can I get some Privise here, please? The Privise USB Data Blocker serves as a middleman - no, more than a middleman, a veritable Gandalf! - between your phone or other portable...

Who Sh.. Their Pants? isn't just diarrhea scented fragrance oil, it's highly concentrated diarrhea scented fragrance oil. So, like, one spritz of the prank spray should be enough to get your not-at-school kids the H-E-double-turds...

Sure, Glow Rhino's tritium-studded tools will add some swagger to your EDC. But when things go dark, and the self-powered light source kicks in to glow neon bright as a beacon to your keys, your beer cap, your roaming...

A question from GolfKicks: Whoooo of you golfers out there have a pair of sneakers you want to ruin? Just kidding. A pair of sneakers you want to make better, or at least golf course-friendly with GolfKicks' golf traction...

It only took 10 years, but the Prinker temporary tattoo printer is finally here to give a nod to MoodINQ, one of ThinkGeek's most clever and classic April Fool's jokes...

While Halloween might be the most COVID-friendly holiday we've got, I'm still envisioning the Bunny Stache make heavy appearances this year during October 31 Zoom meetings and online classroom costume parties. Throw in...

Waka, waka, waka, it's the old possum in the office trash can surprise! You know, the classic Office Possum prank. The practical joke of the...yeah, OK, the practical joke of the nothing. Hiding a possum in your co-worker's...

For your precise, consistent, and immense blue agave sipping pleasure, Barsys has teamed tequila-ed up with PATRON for their latest tech-infused cocktail venture, the PATRON Margarita Smart Coaster. Based on their original...

Escaping a box sounds like about the worst task ever to me. I can't even watch David Blaine do that shit without needing a Xanax. Luckily, Cluebox doesn't require one to crawl inside its 4.7" cubed birchwood walls to...

PUMA says their new street-ready Calibrate Runner Sneakers are "a scientific advancement by human and machine." So, sorry namesake cougars, you're getting replaced by robots too...

The only thing missing is a lube warmer. The Comet Smart Nightstand endeavors to make you love spending time in bed even more than you already do (that's gonna be tough), and enable you to spend even more time in bed...

This vortex optical illusion rug is recommended by 4 out of 5 fictional characters. They include Bugs Bunny, Beetlejuice, Alice, and Winnie the Pooh. Though the latter may have been misled to believe a sea of honey awaits...

"Life's a bitch...now so am I!" From the wrist down, anyway, for those looking to channel their inner Catwoman in a pair of Vixy Den's Claw Gloves. Stalking around town as a DC antiheroine is just the tip of the talon...

Welcome to Edition 61 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

The AboveTEK Laptop Desk has your awkward WFH situation, your right- and left-handedness, and your laptop churning at 120 degrees covered. In other words, the AboveTEK Laptop Desk has got your back lap...

It's a coat for a coat. Add a coat of Bisaten Thermal Paint & Primer to your walls, and remove the coat you wear inside all winter because you can't set your thermostat above 65 without your heating bill bleeding you...

According to Trimax, their Wheel Chock Lock attaches to one of your vehicle's tires, "eliminating the ability to tow or drive away." That's perfect if you're parking a trailer, boat, ATV, or your car illegally in a tow...

The Go Fast Campers SuperLite Roof Tent is a race tent. Huh? At just 80 pounds, with a 50" x 90" footprint - basically the same weight and amount of space my wife's luggage consumes when we go camping - GFC designed and...

Some take their tea black, but those who use the Deuce Dropper pooping butt tea infuser know it tastes best brown. Hope your cup of tea doesn't mind getting teabagged!...

Coming soon, hockey fans, to the Seattle Kraken's merch line... These handmade octopus backpacks from Krukru Studio are all molded and sewn from pure leather into their cephalopod shapes. The shop notes, "It wasn't easy...

Ooooh, Runamok's Maple Sparkle Syrup is definitely on the list of magical goos Glinda the Good Witch and a unicorn would make during their Zoom cooking sessions together. And then the Wicked Witch of the West and Smaug...