How does the 66-hour cordless lamp burn for a whopping 66 hours per 1-1/2-hour charge? Simple. The little green men living inside juice it up...

Meash* your lounging time on land with your floating time in the water. The Big Joe Meash Captain's Chair Float will keep you chillaxed in the pool and on the patio alike. Though with more emphasis on the chill during...

Who wants to do some spying sightseeing? The PENTAX VD 4x20 WP 3-in-1 Binoculars have you covered. How about a little girl bird watching on the beach with a friend? Split apart the PENTAX VD 4x20 WP, and get yourself...

Sorry, dudes, as much as you and I might want to kick back in the living room amongst a garden of calming plants, or in the middle of a stone-filled pool bubbling under our asses, the Dhyan zen lounger is just a piece...

Dad Grass isn't quite as illicit and un-Dadly as it sounds, but it's not entirely innocent - like a reference to the grass stains on Dad's New Balance sneaks after mowing the lawn - either. Dad Grass smoke packs contain...

Surf's up and Slyde is down to get you out in it with their Grom body surfing handboard. With a construction that's ultra-buoyant, syrup-sticky on top, and buttery-slick on the bottom, the Grom is designed to help novice...

Object Rights made this curious Curved Flatware so your fork, knife, and spoon can exist "in harmony with your circular plate." But what about the harmony with your hand and mouth? I'd like to see a demo of someone successfully...

According to Phone Toaster creator April Stone, her 5-in-1 UV-C germ nuker is "the world's most feature-packed phone sanitizer." We'll talk about that in a sec, but first I'd like to point out that the Phone Toaster is...

The WhizRider is a harness-style restraint system that serves as a portable car seat. Uh, for kids. Not, unfortunately, for your mama, who white knuckles the "Oh God!" handle above her door, gasps and hits her invisible...

Welcome to Edition 58 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

The Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster: for when you need bad breath, stat!...

You may not always be talking to her, but Alexa is always listening. Even when she swears she's not, which is, like, Play #1 in the Eavesdropper's Handbook. Alexagate is here to cover her ears, put the counter surveillance...

If you always wanted to be a firefighter but never became a firefighter, how about being a car washer or flower waterer with a fire hose nozzle instead? The Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle from Bon-Aire has the same virtually...

This dude will puff up his chest and dry and iron your shirts all day long, every day you've got laundry, for a single payment of, like, a hundred bucks. What a dummy...

Cups. I thumb my nose at thee. No, make that my Draft Top. I thumb my Draft Top at thee...

This steel sword may be forged in miniature, but it's still honed to a super sharp edge, and eager to be wielded during all the little battles you'll fight in your life. Loose threads. Plastic clamshell packaging. That...

The STEALTH Core Trainer invites you to "Plank and play games!" Hmmm. Change that to "Plank or play games!" and I'm in. I choose play games...

Your wife will be so happy to hear instead of a fancy grill and a fancy smoker, or a fancy combination of the two, all you're going to buy is a simple and cost efficient Smoking Pouch from The Smokist...

For some reason, this watering can crossed with a spray bottle from Scheurich USA looks about as funny to me as a golden retriever crossed with a camel. As strange as a penguin crossed with a kitten. As ludicrous as a...

Oh FunKey S, you cute wittle bitty foldable console, you could not have crossed my path at a better time. I was recently forced to give up my flip phone for my first ever smartphone, and even though it's only been a week...

I couldn't decide whether to call this condiment bottle topper of a dude having explosive diarrhea of your chosen condiment "Running from Behind," "Runs from Behind," "Poocasso," or "Ass Blaster." In fact, his name is...

This jigsaw puzzle ode to Frank Lloyd Wright's architectural masterpiece Fallingwater is double the pleasure, double the fun as a 2-sided puzzle featuring a photograph of the iconic Pennsylvania residence on one face...

Not exactly the kind of float plane I asked my fairy godmother for, but...I'll take it! Come on, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Cornelius, Victor, Maurice, Esteban, and...how many is that? This airplane floating island holds...