Cards Against Anxiety

$10.07 Amazon »

If you have anxiety, before purchasing this Cards Against Anxiety guidebook and card set to help you stress less, try looking at their author's name. Yeah, look at it, and then say it over and over to yourself like a...

HiccAway - Immediately Stop the Hiccups

$14 HiccAway »

HiccAway makes one hicc of a claim: it will stop your hiccups immediately. Designed by Dr. Ali Seifi, Director of the Neuroscience Intensive Care Unit at the University of Texas, the HiccAway device is basically a redesigned...

Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat

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Despite the post's title and the flowery crowns flanking it, this Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat is probably meant to welcome visitors to Joe Exotic's Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park. Not that bitch Carole Baskin's...

Dutchman's Buttery Coconut Oil for Popcorn

$18.75 Amazon »

Buttery popcorn fit for the movie theater in a buttery package fit for vegans. Dutchman's Buttery Coconut Oil has your popcorn's back (and front and sides) too, paleos, ketos, and lactose intolerants...

Tecra Tools 75-Piece Backpack Tool Kit

$979 Tecra Tools »

Become the ultimate pack mule with Tecra Tools! This backpack tool kit contains 75 neatly arranged and snugly stored inch / metric tools suitable for service, warranty work, and installation jobs, as well as DIY weekend...

Schulz and Peanuts: A Biography

$23 Amazon »

I could not draw for a shit when I was a kid. For some reason, I thought I needed a signature sketch that I could just pull out at any time. So I learned to draw Snoopy. I worked tirelessly, perfecting the shape of the...

Thumb Scraper Sticker & Gunk Remover

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The Thumb Scraper hard sells itself as a manicure preservation tool, but as a manicure-less dude, I find such exclusivity insulting. I may not need a special sticker, gunk, grime, and wax remover to protect my nail polish...

Vadim Kibardin Paper Furniture - Black Collection

Vadim Kibardim says his Black Collection of Paper Furniture is a nod to the fusion of nature and technology. I feel like if Tim Burton saw it, he'd want a shoutout too. The Black Pearl chair has Delia Deetz written all...

Pix Customizable Digital Backpack

$198 - $299 Amazon »

Where the Pix Backpack, a customizable digital bag for your pixel art and messages, may have once flashed smiley faces and "Have a nice day" sentiments through its LED lights, today you might use it to show of your personal...

AERIAL A1 Tree Tent

$370 Opeongo »

O peon, go! Collecteth mine AERIAL A1 Tree Tent and wrapeth its high tensile webbing straps 'round twin trees so I may slumber like the sloth!...

Theragun Mini Muscle Massager

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The one thing missing from my backpack: a jackhammer for my back. AKA the Theragun Mini, Theragun's portable version of their professional-level muscle massager that takes no knot or fascial adhesion prisoners...

Volkswagen Bus Cooler

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While I wouldn't consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh...

Dadskills

$4.57 Amazon »

Ha! I like how the first image I happened to look at from the Dadskills: How to Be an Awesome Father and Impress All the Other Parents - From Baby Wrangling - To Taming Teenagers book was one of a section called "Hire...

Camp Chef Sherpa Camp Table & Organizer

$219.99 Amazon »

When I look at Camp Chef's Sherpa Camp Table & Organizer I have a vision: I see my wife, the seasoned, refined home chef, unflappable in her cooking prowess even in the rustic and potentially harsh conditions of the outdoors...

Darth Vader Lightsaber Battle Pool Float

$23.99 Amazon »

I wouldn't bet a single credit that Darth Vader could even float in that armor, much less engage in a competitive lightsaber battle wearing it in the water. But 2020 is nothing if not a year of surprises, so here we are...

Star Wars Face Masks

$14.92 Etsy »

May the 4th be with you, and may the Rona be in a galaxy far, far away. This series of Star Wars face masks is from Ethical Addiction, made in honor of favorite franchise characters - from Chewbacca to Vader, Yoda (adult-size)...

Starry Night Sun Shade Sail

$41.96 - $42.96 Amazon »

Inject some Sandy-Danny levels of romance into those su-u-mer...niii-hiiightsss! with this sail-style sun shade, a triangle canopy studded with a sky full of LED stars. Its fairy lights come in warm yellow and colored...

March came in like a lion and went out like a stay at home order, and April showers brought May...I please leave my house now? Dude's must see products for April 2020 weren't consumed by Covid-19, but a few were concerned with it and, more importantly, many of your favorite posts covered items that...

Pollo Pillo

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Though these pollos are P.illo from the Netherlands, not Hermanos from Albuquerque, they're still the perfect front for a meth deal. Uh, no wait...

Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 Groin Hair Trimmer

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The Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 knows that even when we're stuck inside, many of us are living in the wild. This groin trimmer and happy trail blazer wants to help hack through the brush and bush - a lot more gently, and...

E45: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 45 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Pit Boss Fire Pit Poker & World's Largest Bottle Opener

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One thing I learned from the video for the Pit Boss Fire Pit Poker - and world's largest bottle opener! - is that it might be fun to play Jenga with my campfire logs. I wonder how long it takes to operate the 58" steel...

Vent Dragons

It's that time of year again. Gotta watch out for the ol' vent dragons building nests in your air ducts. Pushing through the grilles when they get jumpy, or smell bacon cooking. Tempting your children, possibly your wives...

Volkner Mobil RVs with Built-In Car Storage

Volkner Mobil RVs don't come with a Mini-Cooper, but if you want to make highest and best use of the motorhomes' center built-in car storage, I'd highly recommend getting one. Volkner says a new Fiat 500 would work too...