Lodge Cast Iron Cook-It-All Kit

$129.90 Amazon »

Oh Lodge, you're such a cook-it-all. Brushing off others' dutch ovens and individual pieces of campfire cookware, acting like your 2 pieces of cast iron reign supreme for all needs, in all conditions. It's especially...

Korin HiPack - Easy-Wipe Backpack

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Korin doesn't promote their HiPack as an easy-to-clean, disinfectant-friendly backpack...yet. Having made the bag pre-covid-19, Korin focuses on its minimalist, smooth shell design, anti-theft locking features, scientific...

Toilet Tag Game for Adults Who Share the Same Potty

$29.99 Amazon »

Normally I would disregard a game like Toilet Tag, especially given its rampant use of the word "potty" in its descriptions. For example: Toilet Tag is a "game for adults who share the same potty." For another example:...

9' Solar Powered LED Lighted Patio Umbrella

$119.99 Amazon »

Shade and charging when the sun's out, the illumination of 8 LED tubes and a center pendant light when it's not. This 9' patio umbrella has a solar powered battery that sucks up the sun's rays throughout the day, and...

Pro-Lift Z-Creeper Seat

$36.48 - $43.74 Amazon »

What's most notable to me about the Pro-Lift Z-Creeper Seat is how I found it. Since Mother's Day is coming up I was browsing Amazon's Find a Gift section, filtered to women, and up popped a convertible mechanics seat!...

BruMate MargTini Insulated Margarita Martini Tumbler

$24.99 Amazon »

The BruMate MargTini insulated margarita martini tumbler is like Cinco de Mayo shaken up with Mother's Day and served on the decorative rocks in the backyard with a shelter-in-place twist...

Adafruit Circuit Playground Express

$39.95 Amazon »

At about the size of my wife's birth control pack, Adafruit's Circuit Playground Express brings a motherlode of possibility to budding makers, designers, and STEM students interested in electronics and programming...

Blackmail Postcards

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Not to make a bad situation worse for my friend Cornelius, but what if he were to receive a postcard in the mail? A blackmail postcard indicating - in ransom note cutout letters, of course - that someone had taken hostage...

Your Face Custom Face Masks

$19.95 Obscure A Tees »

Your own face on a face mask. The option has been available, and shown a few different faces of itself, for years now - remember the creepy Realface clone? - but this one from Obscure A Tees is made in the face of Covid-19...

Creative Block - Problem Solving & Brainstorming Ideas

$34.99 Amazon »

And on top of everything else you've got writer's block. Designer's block. Maker's block. If you've hit a dead end, if you're at your wits' end, maybe it's time to get creative - plus down and dirty with wordplay! - and...

Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl

$13.99 Amazon »

A travel dog water bowl that doesn't spill. Now that's an interesting concept. Interesting and ridogulous. I don't even have a dog, but if I did I know the first thing he'd do in my car with a Kurgo "no-mess" travel bowl...

Jawzrsize Jawline Exerciser & Neck Toner

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Dream on, Botox and face fillers, your injectable voodoo is no match for the Jawzrsize! If the product's stellar name didn't clue you in, Jawzrsize is an aerobics class for your mouth, a hands-free fitness tool made to...

Romance of Men Zen Series Chef's Knives

If the kitchen is your happy place, slice 'n' dice in even more zen while you cook with a knife from the new Zen Series of Damascus steel chef's knives from Romance of Men. Available in Classic and Japanese styles, the...

Rock Me Archimedes Balancing Board Game

$34.99 Amazon »

Rock Me Archimedes, like life, is a delicate balance between making quick decisions to act fast, and not losing your marbles...

Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener

$50 Amazon »

Disguised as a liquid metal trinket*, the Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener ensures they'll never see but a glint and a flash coming when, with the flick of a wrist, you pop open their beer, and put a cap in their lap...

The Weatherman Umbrella for 55MPH Winds

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The Weatherman Umbrella knows not everyone can be Mary Poppins on a rainy day, but when the wind picks up anyone with a crappy umbrella can be...the dude who gets drenched and disheveled because his umbrella blows inside...

PepperBall VKS Launcher

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POW! you're...not dead. But down. Courtesy of the PepperBall VKS Launcher, a non-lethal gun created for self defense, and law enforcement and military training...

Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover

$33 - $39 Amazon »

I choose a Maersk Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover for the safe transport of my Kleenex from the bathroom to the couch, where my spring allergies are killing me - killing me! - this year. I don't even leave my house...

Seinfeld - The Video Game About Nothing

Seinfeld Adventure, despite looking like a pixel-populated resurgence of a game from the 90s, is a video game about nothing that really is nothing. For now. But with the help of the internet - us - creators Jacob Janerka...

Shocking & Biting Lie Detector Game

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Now this may come as a shock to you, but I have never told a lie. Ouch! That just came as a shock to me. Hold on, let me turn this thing off. Now as I was saying, no matter the cost, I sink my teeth into the truth and...motherf-!...

Lock Pick Pistol

Discontinued

I think mastery of this lock pick pistol is going to be a little more complicated than point-and-shoot, but one thing I've got right now is the time to learn how to master picking locks with a lock pick pistol...

Philips DIY Hair Clippers with Head Shaver Attachment

Discontinued

I'm not trying to make self-haircut kits a recurring series or anything, but they are an item of high interest right now, and the Philips Headgroom, DIY hair clippers with a head shaver attachment, bring a little something...

85 Lamps Chandelier

$3,500 GNR 8 »

First thought: I wonder if the 85 Lamps Chandelier is like a strand of Christmas lights. Does it go completely dark when one bulb burns out, leaving you to test every single one of them to make the light work again? If...

K-fit Kegel Toner for Men

Discontinued

One thing I don't like the looks of is this K-fit Kegel Toner for Men. Part 1 of my instinct to slowly back away is, of course, the "probe," which may not go up my pee hole, but is definitely going somewhere uncomfortable...