Peanuts Snoopy on Dog House Cookie Jar

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Looks like Snoopy's stuck at home bored out of his gourd too. At least he has the luxury of a schedule and a biology that allow him to nap 18 hours a day. I hope Charlie Brown is taking him for lots of extra walks. I'd...

Skull Mason Jar Mug

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I've always known all that sweet tea my friend Cornelius drinks is just glorified poison that will kill him some day. And it appears the makers of this Skull Mason Jar Mug wholeheartedly agree with me. I mean, I know...

Wrench Pocket Knife Multi-Tool

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While no one likes having a wrench thrown in their plans, it does seem you dudes enjoy have a wrench to accompany them. I bring you this titanium wrench pocket knife multi-tool hot on the nuts and bolts of the Ka-Bar...

UNICAT MD56c Expedition Vehicle

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The UNICAT MD56c Expedition Vehicle: For Those Who Just Want to Disappear...Yet Still Make Everyone Jealous with Their Instagram Posts. Sure, UNICAT's motorhome mod of a MAN TGS 6x6 chassis is ultra-utilitarian for anyone...

Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer

$46.96 Amazon »

My mama had an electric citrus juicer when I was growing up. Not a Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer, but whatever two-tone brown version of one of the pulp grinding machines existed in the 90s. Every year some...

On Earth Day I thought I'd pay tribute to 11 of the coolest products revolving around Earth. And, nope, the sun isn't one of them. These are products that literally give you the world...in their own unique representations, explorations, and interpretations. You might call them some of the most clever...

E44: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 44 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Jaws Antifog Spray

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Despite the instant homicidal shark connection JAWS Antifog Spray likely draws for you, and despite its most logical application as a Quick Spit condensation eliminator for the swimming goggles and snorkeling masks that...

The Dad Mask

The Dad Mask is laced up and ready to shield against viruses, filter out allergens and dust particles, thwart lawnmower fumes, stave off grill smoke, absorb all grass stains, and enshroud the mug of the man, the myth...

Serial Killers: Adult Coloring Book

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The Serial Killers adult coloring book is moderate to complex in detail and staying-in-the-lines difficulty, and therefore not suitable for children...

Divoom Ditoo Retro Pixel Art Game & Bluetooth Speaker

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Divoom's Ditoo is a super gadgety gadget. Styled as a nod to retro PCs, the palm-sized Ditoo combines a 360-degree surround sound Bluetooth speaker with a 16 x 16 LED app-controlled front screen to perform a variety of...

Mini Materials Mid-Century Modern Wood Furniture Kits

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Here's a little mid-century modern - no, a Mini mid-century modern - to brighten your day. Mini Materials has released a Mid-Century Modern Collection of 1:12 scale wood furniture kits highlighting the iconic American...

Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife

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Ooh, know what I'd like in addition to a Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife right now? A fat quart of summer-ripe strawberries. And while I'd normally call a strawberry knife too specialized to serve as a viable kitchen tool...

HAVEN Connect Floor-Mounted Smart Door Lock

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A deadbolt alternative for your doors, the HAVEN Connect smart lock mounts to the floor just inside the threshold to provide a doorstop-style fortification at the door's strongest point - its base. According to HAVEN...

LEVO II Herb Dryer & Oil Infuser

$299.99 Amazon »

According to LEVO II, the LEVO II herb dryer and oil infuser is "for the infusion connoisseur." According to me: Sing a song of butter / infused with weed I dried / It's 4 & 20, blackbirds! / Let's get baked eatin' my...

I tried to curate my collection of 11 of the most expensive things for sale on Amazon not just according to their cost, but also their substance, how well they present, whether or not I looked at their price, read their description, and still wondered, What is this thing? So I guess a better way...

Ka-Bar Wrench Knife

$49.95 Amazon »

Ka-Bar's Wrench Knife is a wrench in name only, though a knife also in practice. Its drop point fixed blade is 3.0" long, and the knife's total 7.125" length is made from a single piece of 425 high-carbon stainless steel...

Bottomless Mimosa Glass

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A Bottomless Mimosa Glass is at least one good thing about having to eat brunch at home for the time being. Even restaurants that claim to serve bottomless mimosas on Sunday mornings are unlikely to have this - or allow...

Dollar Bill Speed Cube

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I'll always have at least $1 to my name with the Dollar Bill Speed Cube. Even better, if I learn to complete the 3 x 3 x 3 puzzle in a respectable amount of time, maybe I can turn it into a viable side hustle. Or if I'm...

Mini Cereal Boxes Puzzle Pack

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Cereal and puzzles have already featured prominently in my life these past several weeks, but now! I can join their forces and go all Voltron with my entertainment. And, like Voltron, this Mini Cereal Boxes puzzle pack...

Pocket Cane - Ultra-Compact Walking Cane

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Instant pimp, at your service. And, sure, the Pocket Cane is also a convenient and less cumbersome way for the injured and elderly to keep a walking stick close at hand...

100 Side Hustles

$23.73 Amazon »

Author Chris Guillebeau's 100 Side Hustles: Unexpected Ideas for Making Extra Money Without Quitting Your Day Job was released in June 2019. Come June 2020, a more fitting title might be 100 Hustles: Unexpected Ideas...

Nemo Flyer Self-Inflating Sleeping Pad

$119.95 - $139.95 Amazon »

Thick and plush - 2 words that don't often come to mind when you think of backpacking and camping sleeping accommodations. The Nemo Flyer, a new self-inflating sleeping pad, believes it can change the perception with...

Sling Puck

$20.99 - $47.95 Amazon »

Sling Puck can teach us a life lesson about compromise, kids. Maybe Mama and Pop told you no firing slingshots in the house. And then when you put down your pellets and Pocket Shot and picked up your puck and stick, they...