Huh. I woulda thought scented candles would be something they'd make to cover up the smell of McDonald's Quarter Pounders in your home. But I guess that's if you're making candles for wives and mamas who don't want aromas...

You can also use the Raptor Rippers, dinosaur-themed versions of meat-shredding kitchen claws, to "easily lift and transport a whole chicken, turkey, or brisket." ... To your mouth. ... Still alive! Rrraaawwwrr!...

It's a weenie beanie! A peener beaner! A cap coated in cocks 'n' balls!...

I like how the bottom shelf of this magnetic refrigerator rack is saving me precious cabinet and countertop space by storing...3 cans of Coca-Cola. Because, as luck would have it, my fridge itself holds only 21 cans...

Welp, at least if you die of cholera now, you won't be out roughin' it on the Oregon Trail, but tucked all cozy into your Oregon Trail Wagon Bed. Not the best place to get dysentery though...

Bond Touch Bracelets are technically a pair of vibrators you and your lady or dude wear on your wrist, but the spin Bond Touch is giving their deconstructed sex toys is "bracelets that bring long-distance lovers closer...

When Supreme reopens its webstore on February 27, this collaboration with Mac Tools, the T5025P Tech Series Workstation will be there. Right along with a fuzzy faux fur varsity jacket, a Tupac hologram tee, and a wool...

I found the SNOOZ white noise sound machine because I'm on a business trip*, and holy mother freighter did I sleep bad last night. Up at 2 a.m. and then again at 5 a.m. listening to a cacophony of rail squeal conducted...

Sex toy, trophy for a dude who's a real T-Rex in the bedroom, (literal) gag gift, the 3D Printed Dickasaurus will serve you well as any of these. But me, I bought a 3D Printed Dickasaurus to leave anonymously for my boss...

OrCam's MyEye 2 is a wearable for the blind and visually impaired. Comprised of a lightweight smart camera that attaches to glasses frames, and embedded AI technology, MyEye can read printed and digital text aloud from...

Fingerbot is like that annoying kid (or Sharon) who keeps tapping you on the shoulder when they want something, except here, the tap recipient isn't you, it's one of your devices. Any number of them, actually, from a...

Face ID compatible respirator masks are surgical masks printed with the bottom half of your actual face to facilitate biometric recognition when you're contagious, or in the midst of a viral outbreak. That part is clear...

The Sling Shot Original is kind of a weightlifting spotter and trainer in one. The kind that helps you bench 10% to 15% more than you normally would. The kind that stabilizes your form and reinforces proper technique...

The Scanmarker Air is a handheld - well, really 3-fingered-held - wireless scanner used just like you would a highlighter to transfer text to your computer or smartphone as you slide the pen across a hard copy. The OCR...

Welcome to Edition 28 of What Is This Thing?, a fun / dumb challenge / no-brainer I set forth with one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Oh, I also give you a few hints to help / do nothing to...

The Intermodality Desk by Attila Stromajer just won a Gold A'Design Award for its, I have to say, exquisite marriage of the elegant lines of a grand piano with the functionality of a work desk...

Welp, I sure hope using one of Dead Eye Club's Wishbone EDC Slingshot's doesn't make me the newest member of the Dead Eye Club. I have my doubts, given the opening line in the black-and-yellow stinger's description: "Juuuust...

The expression of pure joy on the What Now Bitch? T-Rex's face probably brings me more joy than the mug's sentiment itself...

Toss a coin to your Witcher, o'valley of plenty...and then ask him to toss some Banshees throwing cards at the demon killing off all your livestock...

Guess which dude got an I Love Your Penis box of chocolates this morning for Valentine's Day? Yep, that's right, my Aunt Jan's new boyfriend. What this dude got? A phone call from my mama telling me all about it. Gah!...

CRKT says their CEO folding knife "pairs best with an extra dark roast and a long to-do list." Ugh. Now you know I like me some good cheese when it comes to Dad jokes and wordplay. Usually, the stinkier the better, as...

Grimy drains clogged with hair and soap scum, and bubbles got you ready to blow? Pop on a HUROYAMA drain volcano and let your water continue to flow fast and free like lava up and over the debris. The strainer traps clogging...