Uno Casa Double Pie Iron Campfire Cooker

$35.99 Amazon »

Most people will use the Uno Casa Double Pie Iron to make sandwiches, skillet breakfasts, and grilled sausages and kababs over the open flames of a campfire. But what I would really like someone (ahem, Mama) to do is...

Video Game of the Year

$15.94 Amazon »

When it comes to Best Of lists, video games ranked according to some person's or group's subjective arguments are probably going to get as much backlash and hate as Best Bands of All Time and Best Movies Ever Made compilations...

Instant Mud - Mud Wrestling, Pie & Balloon Mix

$59.99 Amazon »

Instant Mud doesn't look so much like mud all over one's body as it does a whole bunch of chocolate JELL-O Pudding Cups, but if you're looking for a fast and dirty way to fill a kiddie pool for mud wrestling, or foil...

E195: What Is This Thing?

$23.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 195 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Pixel Rider Sneakers

$270 Kostman »

Are your feet ready to return to "an era where pixels fueled our wildest dreams?" Pixel Rider sneakers are a tribute to the pixelated lives - well, pixelated gaming lives, anyway - we all led in the 80s and 90s. Created...

Shibumi Shade Wind Powered Beach Tent

$190 - $270 Amazon »

Windy days at the beach usually spell bad news for your beach tents and sunshades, but the Shibumi Shade doesn't just thrive in windy conditions, it's powered by them. An ocean breeze of as little as 3 MPH is all it takes...

LEGO Chewbacca

$199.99 LEGO »

This is no LEGO Chewbacca minifig. This is LEGO Chewbacca in full, 2,319-piece, 18-inch glory. It's a whole LEGO set dedicated to the galaxy's favorite Wookiee, to be released on September 1, 2023 in honor of the 40th...

A few years ago I wrote about 20 items I bought on Amazon and would buy 100 times again, providing you dudes and ladies with invaluable information on how to improve you own lives by purchasing a bunch of sh*t. And now, I'm back with more, baby! 15 more items I bought and would buy 100 times again...

Nuclear War Survival Skills

$29.97 Amazon »

Nuclear War Survival Skills, what a fun topic! Fingers crossed I can find Civil War Survival Skills, Climate Apocalypse Survival Skills, and AI World Takeover Survival Skills to keep the good times going in the coming...

BMW Motorrad ConnectedRide Smartglasses

Heads up, bikers. BMW Motorrad is bringing head-up display - plus a 21st century design and aesthetic that is far from your grandpa's motorcycle goggles - to their ConnectedRide Smartglasses...

Extremus SwitchBak Tie-Down Bungee System

$9.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

The Extremus SwitchBak Tie-Down Bungee System is ideal for activities such as extremus sports. Extremus adventures. Extremus recreation. Extremus home and garage organization!...

SplatterDom Pot/Pan Cover & Stovetop Protector

$39.99 - $44.99 Amazon »

Rising as a wall, like a protector supreme. It encloses pots and pans, and keeps your stovetop nice and clean. Welcome to the SplatterDom!...

The OranguBag Portable Punching Bag

Sold Out Amazon »

Some people are tree huggers. Others are tree punchers. If you're one of the latter, might I recommend the OranguBag? It will help protect yourself, and the tree, the next time your condescending boss / cheating girlfriend...

Tow Hitch Multi-Tool

$289.50 Rockworkx »

The Tow Hitch Multi-Tool from Rockworkx isn't just a multi-tool itself, it makes a multi-tool out of your tow hitch. The 2" receiver of any vehicle can now both tow trailers, RVs, and sporting goods racks and store a...

Sockdoms Scented Condom Socks

$18.99 Firebox.com »

No, Sockdoms Scented Condom Socks were not designed for hygienically diddling someone with your foot like Lorals Latex Panties were designed for oral sex. Though I suppose you could wear a pair of Sockdoms if foot-diddling...

Savvy Job-Hopper's Guide to Choosing a Career

$16 Amazon »

Savvy Job-Hopper's Guide to Choosing a Career is published by Knock Knock, the same company that also wrote Excuses & Lies: Lines for All Occasions, and makes the Fart Citation Sticky Pad. So while the subtitle of the...

simplehuman Paper Towel Pump

$49 - $56 simplehuman »

simplehuman has come up with the Paper Towel Pump, a paper towel holder with a removable cleaning solution spray bottle as its core, and yet another product that makes a simple human task a little bit easier. And a little...

Bag of Chips Pillows

$20.65 Etsy »

These handmade designs from Funny Bonny Store are all that and a bag of...pillow. Ready to turn all who own them into real couch potato...chips. Lays, Cheetos, Doritos, it's the best of crunchy snacks meets the best of...

ARNOLD. Collector's Edition Coffee Table Book

$1,500 Taschen »

Schwarzenegger said he'd be back, and here he is. In a giant, 2-volume, 800+-page, full-color spread for your coffee table. The ARNOLD. Collector's Edition release from Taschen is a pictorial tribute to the bodybuilder...

Grid Studio Disassembled Old Tech Art

$39.99 - $599 Grid Studio »

Grid Studio creates art honoring extinction that is itself on the verge of extinction. Their framed displays of disassembled old tech - namely iPhones, but also a few other Apple products, brands of early edition cell...

Lander Recycled Ocean Fishing Net Skateboards

$89.99 - $127.99 Amazon »

Save a dolphin, ride a Lander. Lander Skateboard decks are made of a blend of recycled nylon and glass fiber reinforcement, the former 100% composed of retired ocean fishing nets. Retired ocean fishing nets that, thanks...

Matador Refillable Travel Toothpaste Tubes

$10 Matador »

A Refillable Travel Toothpaste Tube, now that is a great idea. I am charging full speed ahead to get my horns on this waving red cape from Matador. (Note: the Refillable Toothpaste Tubes come in a set of black and white...

Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion

$206.10 - $428.92 Etsy »

I will take one Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion, please. Plus everything else in that hygge-lookin' room with it. Including, probably, the walls and house the room sits inside. Oh, but not the lady in the Christmas PJs lying...

Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels

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Not that I'm a Level 10 expert on kitchen towels and dish towels and the like, but these Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels are hands down the best kitchen towels and dish towels and the like that I've ever used. And...