Let it snow, let it snow, let it...create major roof water damage and possibly get so heavy it slides off avalanche-style and takes out my Aunt Jan. RHS Valley Heater roof snow and ice elimination systems emanate 40 watts...

Sure, light bulb jokes exist because screwing in a light bulb is supposed to be the easiest task in the world. But the Magbulb magnetic light bulb socket exists because even the easiest task in the world can become a...

Need an icebreaker that pops! for your next party? Forget lines like "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" and "You have the nicest teeth I bet I'll ever come across," and go with the ICEBREAKER POP pull...

You might be surprised how therapeutic and relaxing a good, long soak in the bath with a coupla Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs can be for muscles tired and tensed up from all the holiday festivities...

I don't know why my first instinct...and second and third...is to make fun of the Nubrella. A wearable hands-free umbrella that mounts to your back, shielding you from rain and shading you from sun, no gripping, positioning...

Use the Viski Lewis Bag & Mallet Bartender Kit to crush up bar-quality ice for your and your guests' cocktails at this year's badass New Year's Eve party. Or use it to get your aggressions out when no one shows up...

The Garmin Fenix 6 Sapphire Multisport GPS Watch is an expensive commitment to being a badass. Top of the line in build and features, the Fenix 6 Sapphire edition brings some of the following to your outdoor and fitness...

Happy New Year from your penis, the little pants snake that thinks VindKan Penis Enlargement Underwear might help him show up to 2020's ssssex ssssessions a little less perky garter and a little more long, lashing anaconda...

DMOS calls their Stealth Pro Snow Shovel "Your Excalibur with teeth." What a great line! Though it's also a double-edged sword (yuk, yuk, yuk) because Excalibur started out embedded in stone, and no man could pull it...

Time to start sweatin' your New Year's resolutions. The Gaiam Balance Disc is mostly a wobble cushion for your desk chair, but also partly an accessory for core strength and balance exercises out of your chair. It's a...

The Kaweco Special Brass Mechanical Pencil might not have the words written along its barrel, but all it takes is one look at this 8-faced shimmering brass beauty and German import to know: it's mother fucking pencil...

Welp. Hope you like Slimer green as much as you like preserving the freshness of your fruits and vegetables. Dualplex's Life Extender Fridge Liners promise keep your produce in peak piehole-shoving form with an anti-mold...

Great! Now robots are taking over kids' jobs of drawing on the walls! The Scribit is a writing robot - writing and erasing, actually - you can program to create interactive artwork or present information on your whiteboard...

The STEAM CLIP Travel Multi-Tool endeavors to bring an existing de-wrinkling hack to the button-up shirts and silk dresses of hotel dwellers. And, when you're not steaming your clothes, you can use the handy hook to cut...

When it comes to Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: The Visual Dictionary, I hope a picture, meaning one single picture, is worth a thousand words to you, because that's all I got. Released on December 20, 2019, the latest...

The Exolung is a prototype for an underwater breathing device that gives shallow-water divers the freedom of a SCUBA, without all of the elaborate equipment. More probably, it will be the snorkelers who swim towards Exolung's...

Sometimes we clamor to get an external hard drive to protect our data, while other times we seek out a Destruct to erase it. Oh the dichotomies of life...

Welcome to Edition 20 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product shown out of context that makes determining What is this thing? a fun little conundrum. Here are some more hints to help you figure it...

On board, Baby Yoda is. And while the Baby Yoda drawn in this clever take on the Baby on Board windshield decals is nowhere near as adorable as The Mandalorian's actual Baby Yoda, I still appreciate the reference, and...

With an AUS8 Fat Boy from Off-Grid Knives, you'll have a sexy companion to join you in full Blackout Mode this New Year's Eve...

The Victor M1 Smart-Kill Wi-Fi Electronic Mouse Trap attempts to lure you into buying one of their "humane, high-voltage" rodent exterminators with promises of instant kill alerts sent to your mobile device! Oh the anticipation!...