Do you have the best mom ever like I do? Or at least a mom, a mom-like figure, a wife, or a mother-in-law you're about to have to buy a Mother's Day gift for?...

Bug-A-Salt 2.0 Insect Shotgun - Lawn & Garden Model

$149.99 Amazon »

It's been over 6 years since the original Bug-A-Salt shotgun, an insect exterminator whose only ammo is simple table salt, blasted through its crowdfunding campaign, and took in over half a million dollars in pledges...

1980s Slang Chart Poster

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While this 1980s Slang Chart poster gives me a happy jolt of nostalgia on a gray and sluggish morning, it also makes me feel elderly and moderately embarrassed. Not only do I know every single word the chart points out...

Volcom Men's Recliner Leather Flip-Flops

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Volcom's Recliner Leather Sandals are flip-flops fit for those vacation days when your wife wants to go touring and shopping and bar hopping, but you're feeling more like a La-Z-Boy who just wants to lounge by the pool...

Reclaimed Wood & Iron Foosball Table

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Industrious meets industrial in this reclaimed wood and iron foosball table. You'll have many a night's worth of entertainment flicking the rows of handmade aluminum players and batting the ball around the table's stone...

Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow

$24.99 Uncommon Carry »

You can hone your archery skills from anywhere with Uncommon Carry's Bowman mini crossbow. Even better, load the small but mighty bow's barrel with your choice of match, Q-tip, or toothpick and take lighting the campfire...

Bulletproof Men's Underwear

So what exactly does the Like New qualifier on these bulletproof men's underwear mean? The exact words in Sportsman's Guide's listing are British Military Surplus Blast Shorts With Kevlar, Like New. Are they saying, "Yeah...

Zing Anything Citrus Zinger Water Bottle

$13.49 - $17.88 Amazon »

When life gives you lemons, squeeze those bad boys into your Citrus Zinger Water Bottle for enhanced flavor and hydration. Life can throw out limes and clementines with reckless abandon too, and you'll have a spot for...

JH Williams 1390-Piece Mammoth Tool Set

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"Mammoth" is no exaggeration here. The JH Williams Mammoth Tool Set comes with, not 1,000, not 1,200, not even 1,300 issues of sockets, ratchets, screwdrivers, pliers & co. This box of tools is 1,390 strong, with pieces...

Mighty Fast Herbal Infuser

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The Mighty Fast Herbal Infuser moves with a quickness to inject your oils, butters, nut butters, tinctures, honeys, syrups, and alcohols with any number of tasty solids. Say, garlic and chili peppers. Lemon and ginger...

Hammered Copper Soaking Tub

$7,685 Amazon »

Would that I were in a financial bracket that allowed me to own a hand-hammered copper soaking tub made in the Japanese style. By the time I climbed that many rungs in the ladder o' success though, I think I'd need a...

Flow Hives Langstroth-Style Cedar Beehive

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B**ch is always gonna have your honey with a Flow Hive, because this Langstroth-style cedar beehive can be summed in 3 words: Honey. On. Tap...

Palram Chalet Greenhouse

$1,919.50 Amazon »

Cultivate some plants...or some margaritas...from within the double walls and aluminum frame of a Palram Chalet greenhouse. The 12' x 8' x 9' structure, with its 4mm twin wall roof panels and polycarbonate side panels...

DASH Mini Toaster Oven

$29.99 Amazon »

I think I have juuust enough room for a DASH Mini Toaster Oven on my desk at work. It's got a perfect 9" footprint on the outside so it's great for small spaces, and I'll bet it's bigger on the inside for cooking, like...

Custom Shrunken Head Replica

$299 - $315 Etsy »

I'd say a Custom Shrunken Head Replica would make a great revenge gift for a frenemy, but given its cost and, more importantly, sheer awesomeness, I think I'd like one of Supermongrel Studios' ultra-realistic tribal trophies...

Football Stadium Snack Bowls

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Is it football season? Either one of them, American football or soccer? Yes to MLS, but no to NFL? But the NFL is about to have their draft? OK, then it sounds like something exciting is going on with both of these sports...

PUBG Air Drop Box Humidifier

Discontinued

Special delivery, PUBG fans with cracked lips, parched skin, and arid sinuses. This Air Drop is bringing some relative humidity to the Battlegrounds. The PUBG Air Drop Box Humidifier decks out your standard air irrigator...

CYCL WingLights - Turn Signals for Bicycles

Discontinued

CYCL's WingLights are bicycle turn signals that fit into the ends of your handlebars. You might find them preferable to saddlebag or taillight bike blinkers, both of which are also out there for safety-conscious cyclists...

Qoobo Therapeutic Robot Pillow Pet

$235 Amazon »

The Qoobo robotic pillow (with a tail!) is a pet substitute, a therapeutic source of comfort for the elderly and people with anxiety, or anyone who can't own a furry pet due to allergies or their living situation. It's...

Cookie & Pretzel Ice Cream Cones

$7.50 Vat 19 »

Nothing against plain ol' wafer cones here, but as the great Cookie Monster would say, Coooooookie?! And likewise, the great Pretzel Monster, Pretzelllllll?!...

LastSwab Reusable Cotton Swab

$9.99 Amazon »

The LastSwab Reusable Cotton Swab: "Because there is no Planet B." Hear that, ocean-polluting and marine-life-skewering Q-Tips?...

Capcom Home Arcade

$260 Capcom »

SEGA Genesis Mini too small for your Thanos-sized hands? Good news! The Capcom Home Arcade is a full-sized - maybe even oversized - retro gaming console also coming your way this fall. Set to release on October 25, 2019...

Bob Ross The Joy Of Cereal

$9.99 FYE »

Now here are some happy little trees that are going to give me a happy little belly, 'cause the carefree plant life in this box of Bob Ross The Joy Of Cereal isn't made of oil paint, it's made of marshmallow! Mmmm, I'm...

TentTube One-Minute Inflatable Tent

$249 - $299 TentTube »

You'll huff, and you'll puff, and you'll blow your house up! Heimplanet has been making inflatable tents - or rather, tents with inflatable poles - for years now. But owning one will cost you. Presuming the TentTube do...