Boyfriend Blanket - 25-Pound Weighted Comforter

Discontinued

I like how Boyfriend Blanket hops on the weighted blanket bandwagon, but doesn't quite sell it as the clinically backed method for assisting with various sensory and social disorders, and quelling anxiety that it is...

Wood's Powr-Grip Suction Cup Lifter

$69.99 Amazon »

The Wood's Powr-Grip is a flat vacuum cup with an ABS handle for suction cupping yourself up the sides of skyscrapers for a fun publicity stunt onto glass, or any other nonporous flat surface, to give you better grip...

Bismuth Maglev Kinetic Art Sculpture

Discontinued

According to Ernie of Element 83 designs, his Bismuth Maglev Kinetic Art Sculpture "is the diamagnetic flotation of a 5 mm cube or sphere magnet." In plain English, that means, "Chemistry and physics made purrrdy."...

Defender Rings - Stylish Self-Defense Rings for Women

While pretty in their pearl and flower styles, Defender Rings carry a deeper purpose under their surface. Figuratively and literally. The self defense rings for women have baubles on top that unscrew to reveal a sharp...

Before putting together a list of unique gifts for $50 or less, I spent some time thinking about what the dollar-or-less number should be. How much do people spend on gifts, and on individual gifts, these days? I feel like $20 used to be a good price - not so expensive it leaves behind a scar, but...

Fallout: The Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook

$13.71 Amazon »

Can you believe it? It took 9 Fallout game releases before they finally made a Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook. What were they thinking? That no one wants to mix up their own glasses of Nuka-Cola to keep alert during...

Darth Vader LED Light-Up Beanie

$24.99 ThinkGeek »

Vader goes a little Vegas this winter, lighting up the night as an LED beanie. Don't worry, Dark Lord. ThinkGeek has made the effect subtle - cold white lights around your helmet's eyes and mouth grilles only. No flashy...

Just when you thought your Cup Noodles and microwave Ramen couldn't get any sexier, the geniuses at the Japanese brand FuRyu went and made this series of instant noodle lid stopper figurines. The ladies range in appearance from sexy and innocent to sexy and playful to sexy and devilish to sexy and...

Petschke Pick Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks

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Wash down Mom's creamed spinach with a glass of bourbon, and then pick out the green nuggets that stayed behind with a Petschke Bourbon Barrel Toothpick. Petschke Picks, handmade in Crestwood, KY, are thick-cut straight...

HeroMods - Become a 3D Printed Superhero

$290 HeroMods »

Be a hero this holiday season, and HeroMod your favorite kid, bro, boyfriend, girlfriend, or mailman into a 3D printed superhero version of themselves. Or be a hero for life, and turn your own likeness into a suited-up...

Ain't nothing quite like the warmth of a woman, but a pair of the best slippers in the land isn't a bad second for men who want to keep toasty and cozy this winter. At least from the ankles down...

Mobile Laptop Desk with Adjustable Tabletop & Footrest

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Uh, is it just me or did whoever did the photoshoot for this mobile laptop desk with adjustable tabletop and footrest nail it? From conception to execution, from stilettos up to hair down, I don't even really need a mobile...

CBDxr Canine - CBD for Pain & Anxiety in Dogs

$45 CBDxr »

CBDxr asks: are you anxious? Can't sleep? Lost your appetite? ... Because your doggo is anxious, can't sleep, and has lost his appetite? CBDxr Canine has formulated the same CBD that's exploded for - and chilled out...

The Backpod

$68.88 Amazon »

Have you gotten the new iHunch yet? The Backpod is a tool developed in New Zealand (so it's Kiwi green, naturally) to relieve the back and neck pain, headaches, and poor posture that can result from the hours we spend...

1-oz Leather Keychain Flasks

$15.71 Etsy »

I'm not sure what it says for a cat to be carrying a flask around on the same piece of EDC they use to hold their keys, but I'm still digging the design of these 1-ounce leather-wrapped keychain flasks. Just remember...

Lord Langton's Castle Glass-Topped Sculptural Table

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Thing is, Cousin Lord Langston has this sick medieval stone castle, plus a few dragons to protect it, but, uh, nowhere to put it at the moment. See, his lease in Scotland ran out, and he's just a little short on the funds...

Sistema Microwave Rice Cooker

$27.04 Amazon »

It's nearly impossible to cook rice on the stovetop like I get when I order it from Thai One On. And I'm not saying Sistema's Microwave Rice Cooker is going to be able to replicate Asian takeout quality exactly (though...

The Cubes Geometric Structure Memory Foam Pillow

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According to The Cubes, a memory foam pillow made with a geometric structure of 70 individual cubes, this is the sleep companion you need if:...

P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

$8.89 Amazon »

In P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever, Raj Halder and Chris Carpenter take a jab or two (or 26) at the English language, pairing the letters of the alphabet with words that defy the typical intent of alphabet...

A Sack of Sh*t

$13.29 Amazon »

And I'm not talking the emoji poo kind. Getting a Sack of Shit in your stocking this year is way worse than a lump of coal (and way, way worse than the delightfully handy Wild Coal) and giving a Sack of Shit to someone...

Carhartt Legacy Tool Bags

$40.64 - $104.78 Amazon »

Easy man gifting is what Carhartt has put together here with their Legacy line of tool bags. The rugged fibers of the handled carriers have been treated with Rain Defender water repellent, and sewn together with triple...

Far Infrared Heated Mattress Pads

$746 - $896 Amazon »

HealthyLine's Far Infrared heated mattress pad isn't some underneath version of an electric blanket that sits on top of your mattress to keep you warm at night. Rather, the Far Infrared is a (giant!) substitute for a...

I'm rounding up the best Secret Santa gifts for $20 or less in a separate pen than the best white elephant gifts for $20 or less because these gift exchanges and 2 different beasts. And not just because one is an obese man who eats like a Hoover vacuum, and the other a majestic 6-ton animal that...

Vibes Hi-Fidelity Earplugs & Attachable Cord

$29.95 Amazon »

From Eargasm to Loop to these Vibes high fidelity earplugs, a ton of different hearing protectors have descended upon the market over the past couple years. Dare I think kids are growing wiser when it comes to shielding...