LEGO Marvel Infinity Gauntlet

$69.95 Wal-Mart »

You may not face the challenge of obtaining the Infinity Stones that sit inside the LEGO Marvel Infinity Gauntlet, but your task will be just as hard: you've got to build the entire Infinity Gauntlet from scratch...

KEGO Mobile Kegerator

$649 - $999 KEGO »

Roll it. Set it. Burp it. Share it. Beer lovers, the KEGO mobile kegerator hopes to make throwing back a cold one as easy as...throwing back a cold one...

Float'N'Grill Floating Propane Grill

Sold Out Amazon »

Is it just me or does the Float'N'Grill, a, yep, floating propane grill, look like a Darwin Award waiting to happen? Or at least a soggy hot dog / meaty lunch for the ocean and lake fishies waiting to happen?...

Lilly Brush Pet Hair Remover

$15.99 Amazon »

The Lilly Brush pet hair remover is named not after the tidy, hairless flower, but a shedding ball of fur and fluff and floof, who herself was (perhaps erroneously) named after the tidy, hairless flower. Lilly was Lilly...

Flip-It! Bottle Emptying Kit

$16 - $38.40 Amazon »

I want Every. Last. Drop. Of my chocolate syrup. My wife will probably want the other 5 Flip-It! caps in this Bottle Emptying Kit for her fancy lotions, liquid soaps, and facial beautifying tinctures she swears are deliberately...

UV-Printed Wood & Epoxy Cornhole Set

$229.99 - $279.99 Etsy »

The water, it is an illusion. And in this cornhole set, the epoxy creating the water illusion is an illusion too. Cornhole Solutions uses UV ink to print the swirly wood and epoxy river design on its Baltic Birch cornhole...

Rapala Fish'n Fillet Knife

$15.83 - $35 Amazon »

They say the Rapala Fish'n Fillet Knife "is used in more fishing camps, on more charter boats and by more fishermen than any other fillet knife in the world." And all you need it for is a Father's Day gift for Dad to...

100 Days Countdown Sticky Notes

$14.95 MochiThings »

100-day countdown to what? That, my dudes and ladies, is up to you. MochiThings makes the 100 Days Countdown Sticky Notes, and you make up the celebration, the vacation, the bonus, or the job you're gonna quit that you...

Olive Wood Steak Plate

$74.66 Etsy »

I never would have thought steak and olive would be such a mouthwatering pairing, but this Olive Wood Steak Plate from BfCart Mallorca has me drooling for a NY strip laid across my own personal cutting board...

Urban EDC Nessie Knife

Nessie seems like one of the kinder deadly mythical beasts out there - at least in name, versus succubi, wendigos, and The Bogeyman - but Urban EDC Supply promises their Urban EDC Nessie Knife is "a beast among beasts."...

Crochet Penis Blanket

$130 Etsy »

Cozy up next to the fire pit with a warm, cuddly...cock & balls?! This Crochet Penis Blanket from Naughty Mature Gifts will make you snug as a bug in a...er...opposite of rug on cool summer evenings and Netflix & chill...

Hanging Disco Ball Planter

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Don't panic, plant it at the disco! This Hanging Disco Ball Planter brings some sparkle to your greenery and blooms. Especially the greenery and blooms you can't quite cultivate to look like they actually enjoy living...

Capsule Countertop Dishwasher

$400 - $449 Loch Electronics »

Small, feisty, green, and Scottish. Nope, it's not a Baby Nessie, it's a dishwasher. The Capsule from Loch Electronics is a personal countertop dishwasher made for tight spaces and smaller households. It also has 3-in-1...

E97: What Is This Thing?

$13.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 97 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Top Hat, Monocle & Mustache Planter

$30.13 Etsy »

Top...hat o' the morning to ya, dudes. Might you have a nip of...humidity to spare for a thirsty gent? Mr. Tom Hatter, a most excellent air plant holder design from Craft 3D by Maz, places your favorite trailing tillandsia...

Yardroid Smart Landscaping Tank

Designing the Yardroid to look like a mini tank is pretty much all they needed to do to make me want this smart landscaping robot. But Yardroid takes the whole robotic lawn mower concept, like, 8 steps further with both...

Mod Mettle Planter Box Mailboxes

$250 - $340 Etsy »

Get flowers in the mail every day with one of Mod Mettle's planter box mailboxes. The wall-mounted receptacles are made of 14-gauge steel, with a sleek, minimalist box design in your choice of Mod Mettle's hand-finished...

Miniature VHS Movie Keychain Charms

$12 Etsy »

Make your favorite flicks of the 80s and 90s - and the VHS tapes that housed them - part of your EDC with these Miniature VHS Movie Keychain Charms. Available in dozens of different titles, the nostalgic trinkets are...

Lovers Under the Moon Lamp

$23.99 Amazon »

It's time for summer lovin'. The Lovers Under the Moon Lamp captures that over-the-moon feeling of cuddling up with someone you love, in the quiet of night, surrounded by stars, and watched over by the pizza pie in the...

Koala Cushy Sofa Bed

$810 - $1,235 Koala »

Enjoy some nookie with your cookie on a Koala Cushy Sofa Bed. Or I guess you could use the metal-free convertible couch as a place for guests to crash. Or family movie nights. But why waste the potential of a pillowy...

VersaLifts V2 Heel Lift Inserts

$28.99 Amazon »

VersaLifts V2 Heel Lifts aren't here to help you get higher, the athletic shoe inserts are here to help you get lower. Made for people who want to squat deep, but have limited ankle mobility (yes, apparently there is...

Mini Picnic Table Beer Holder or Condiment Caddy

$10 Etsy »

Heineken and Heinz, Helles and Hellmann's, Leinenkugel's and Inglehoffer, together at last! This Mini Picnic Table keeps your beers, or your condiments, or one of each, cozy and contained with an aesthetic that will make...

TRIWA Time for Oceans Recycled Ocean Plastic Watches

$149 - $159 TRIWA »

Make way for eco-puns! TRIWA's Time for Oceans watches are made with 100% recycled ocean plastic, and named with 100% Dad-approved branding. Who's got a paps who needs a new timepiece for Father's Day?...

Oaxacan Green Dent Corn

$4.99 Etsy »

Oooh, iridescent green corn on the cob lookin' all like a mermaid's tail. Or the Incredible Hulk. Or someone who never brushes their teeth. Alright, sign me up. I'm ready to get the captivating moss and emerald, clover...