Modular, touch-sensitive, and - oooh - lit up with LEDs? This is a different kind of hex tool. One that might make a better gift for your girlfriend than that titanium pry-axe you gave her last year too...

What's a poor chickie to do when its owner is too busy to put on its Chicken Harness and say, "Cluckers! Cluuuuckerssss...you...wanna...go...forawalk?!" Hop on the Chicken Swing and go for a joy ride in its coop instead...

Don't want to take a chill pill? How about a MICROBLADE PILL, latched snug and unassuming onto your keychain as the handiest new piece of your EDC. Shaped like a pill capsule for safe and easy storage, the MICROBLADE...

What happens when you launch an online, AI-interactive doodle program called Do Not Draw a Penis? Yessir. You get yourself over 10,000 doodles of penises. Five thousand of which you consolidate onto these lovely red and...

It's not that the CrunchCup thinks cereal and milk don't mix well, the purveyor of portable breakfast just thinks they don't mix well on-the-go. Via a pair of nested, isolated cups with their own openings, the CrunchCup...

Dude, what I wouldn't give to cut open an avocado and find guacamole inside. Can the Impossible Burger people genetically engineer that? Homegrown pre-made guac?...

Use a Neko Cup cat mold to build yourself a whole beach of sand CATsles. Maybe a nice Raspberry Ragdoll-O Salad. Or just use Morii Yuka's cute kitty molds as sculptures, beige, black, or white pieces of home decor that...

Sore legs? Achy back? Feeling butt hurt? Just LoveBalls? LoveBalls hot water bottle to the rescue! Plop these balls down on your tired and tender bits and let them love away the pain. LoveBalls even come with a blue jeans...

Life-size. Posable. Photorealistic. Dude, I love me some Cookie Monster, and despite his $300 pledge tag, I'm tempted to back this guy on Hasbro Pulse. The Cookie Monster isn't just a cornerstone of my youth, he's like...

Psshh, I need a flamethrower attachment for my drone like I need a healthy 401K. Yeah, that's right. Reeeeal bad. Because TF-19 WASP Flamethrower maker Throwflame indicates their fiery accessory is designed for "remote...

Available starting August 2019, The Adidas Archive: The Footwear Collection is coffee table book giant* Taschen's tribute to the history of an iconic shoe. Authors Christian Habermeier and Sebastian Jager cover 357 pairs...

The kids (and adults) will still fight over shotgun, but at least with a Noggle hose routing cool AC air to the other half of the car, those who lose out won't melt in the backseat on the way to the dentist's. Or the...

Offensive Crayons have colored outside the lines of political correctness yet again with their new Red, White, and F*ck You Edition. Where the original Offensive Crayons stuck to soccer-mom-bristling colors such as Boner...

This One Hour of Farting CD has just validated two major decisions I recently made in my life: 1) Not to upgrade my laptop; 2) Not to upgrade my car. Because that means I still have 2 fully functional CD players primed...

Dude! And I thought regular chopsticks were hard to use! Wooden Noodles supersizes your normal 7" to 10" chopsticks into thick, 16.5"-long cooking chopsticks. Use them to mix up your beef stir fries in the wok, flip your...

It's a cell for your cell. Or, more likely, this mobile phone jail will be where your kids' phones serve time when you decide they need to break and reenter the physical world, or when they smart off, sneak out, or turn...

I thought for sure Bose Frames, the sound mack's new audio sunglasses, would be bone conduction shades, but nope. Bose has something else up their sleeve to shove down our canals: open-ear audio courtesy of miniaturized...

SereneLife calls their 37-gallon locking storage bin "a great way to organize your closet, storage room, garage or basement so you can have that extra space you need." But all the old dads out there, plus those of us...

Archie McPhee's Car Full of Bees Sunshade is multi-talented. 1) The accordion visor will help protect your car seats from the most brutal of the sun's rays and heat. 2) The hive swarming your windshield, and the clearly...

Gerber looks to be the Key Note of your EDC with their compact, fine edge scraping and cutting knife. The company says its dual-purpose blade will prove to be a "surprise amount" of useful despite it keychain-ready size...

The beauty of prank Fake Bird Poop is that it's going to cause just as big, and almost as gross of a mess for the shat-upon to clean up, but will be significantly less repulsive for the administering jokester to handle...

Wax on, wax off becomes spray on, wax off with Shine Armor's Spray Wax Quick Coat. Made with Brazilian Carnauba wax, the polisher spritzes on the body of your vehicle, and then wipes back off to seal and polish your paint...

They say Shark OFF is "kryptonite for sharks!" Awww. Not that there's anything wrong with a shark repellent bracelet, if you're a surfer, diver, boater, or swimmer of the oceans. But when I read the words "Shark OFF"...