Thumbcuff Keychains

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OK, this keychain has more like mini handcuffs than true thumbcuffs dangling from it. But as handcuffs they'll only lock over, say, the 2 front legs of a Shih Tzu on the run from ripping off the canine CBD store. And...

Apple AirPod Case Tic Tac Decals

$6.99 Etsy »

While opening an Apple AirPod case covered in parodied Tic Tac decals might create some initial disappointment for the mints' fanatics - sike! No Tic Tacs here! - after you get used to their absence you'll probably grow...

Tenga Easy Beat Eggs - Men's Portable Pleasure Devices

$6.57 - $9.73 Amazon »

You know what they say: if you can't beat the egg, let the egg beat you. At least that's what I'd guess they say around the Tenga Easy Beat Egg production line. From the same Tenga that brought you the Flip Hole male...

Phillipi Mesh Bowl

$49 Amazon »

A lightweight heavyweight is what Phillipi calls their 10" mesh bowl. If you like the black steel net aesthetic, it's an obvious choice for a modern kitchen's fruit bowl, and perhaps less obvious, but equally sound choice...

Fresh Pawz - Official Streetwear Brand for Dogs

Fresh Pawz doesn't just call itself the official streetwear brand for dogs, they've trademarked the term. Because if you're going to call yourself street, you better do it legit...

Chirps Cricket Protein Chips

$12.99 - $14.99 Chirps »

If I asked you if you'd like some Sriracha Chirps chips, made with stone ground corn and machine ground crickets, I'd probably hear...crickets, crickets. Or maybe you'd tell me to stop bugging you, and that I'm buggin'...

The topic of digging tunnels and scaling walls has come up a lot lately in my house. The reason why being obvious: it's Dry January. Taking a hiatus from alcohol has left my wife and me extremely bored. We'll talk about anything with an uncontroversial ABV of 0, any topic that doesn't remind us of...

Ohhio Braid Blankets & Accessories

$70 - $588 Etsy »

We've seen chunkity-chunk chunky knit blankets before, and through her Ohhio design shop Anna Mo continues the trend with her own inviting series of braided merino wool cuddle-uppers. Ohhio also knits fat yarn and oversized...

Hyge Flushable Wet Wipes on a Roll

$4 Hyge »

Is Hyge taking its name from the Danish Hygge? Are the flushable, biodegradable wet wipes suggesting that putting flushable, biodegradable wet wipes on a toilet paper roll will help us achieve the sense of comfort, togetherness...

Vaportini Liquor Inhaler - Complete Classic Set

$34.99 Vaportini »

I don't vape often, but when I do, I vaporize my liquor. The Vaportini is a recreational inhaler for your favorite booze...

NutraMilk Nut Milk & Butter Maker

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Dairy detractors, this one's for you. The NutraMilk nut milk and butter maker churns and percolates your favorite nuts (plus seeds, legumes, and grains) into up to 2 liters of cow- (plus goat-, sheep-, and unicorn-) free...

H2 USB Sport MAXX Hydrogen Water Generator

$159.99 Amazon »

I haven't heard of hydrogen water generators before, but I'm looking at the H2 USB Sport MAXX with at least a liter's worth of skepticism, wondering if this isn't just snake oil getting its atomic number 1 on. The device...

Publisher Thames & Hudson's [Unofficial] Manual series covers all the greatest warriors in history, from samurais to to medieval knights, vikings to gladiators. Each of the part-entertainment, part-for-real books has a different author, one who is an expert on the periods and warriors the how-tos...

Not Vanilla Club - Adult Toy Subscription Box (NSFW)

$24.69 - $36.69 Not Vanilla Club »

I don't think it's by chance that all of Not Vanilla Club's adult product subscription plans cost some amount of dollars and 69 cents. A ssssssexy price for a ssssssexy service...

Musical Porch Swing

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Tor Clausen's Musical Porch Swing offers up a little tune for all the swingers out there. Handmade in Portland, OR the western red cedar porch swing comes with a pair of mallets and a perfect tune to the key of "C," so...

Hourglass Grandfather Clock

$2,449 Amazon »

I wonder if steampunk fans can rig Howard Miller's Hourglass Grandfather Clock up to their Alexa. Have her control the sands of its 60-minute center timer for a clever little twist on the genre's trademark antique sci-fi...

MealEnders Signaling Lozenges for Appetite Control

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MealEnders are "signaling lozenges" that help control appetite, curb cravings, and stop overeating at the end of meals when all you want is a big fat piece of pie. And then another. MealEnders are also the latest diet...

FLPSDE Dual-Chamber Water Bottle

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I'm out, trail mix, see ya on the FLPSDE! FLPSDE makes dual-chamber water bottles that embed a 7-ounce snack container in the core of a 20-ounce vacuum-insulated drink container. That means the 2-in-1 travel / outdoor...

Paper Bed - Extendable Flat Pack Cardboard Bed

I wouldn't want to live in a cardboard box but, based on what I've seen of the Paper Bed, I might be down with sleeping on one. Like Bookniture, the Paper Bed is made almost entirely of sustainable, recyclable cardboard...

Books on TV, on the shows you stream and series you binge watch on Netflix and Amazon Prime, are sometimes all that's left when the final credits of the final episode roll, and you still want more - so much more! - of your favorite characters and compelling storylines...

Candle Hand Hand Gesture Candles

$47.97 Candle Hand »

Not only do Hand Gesture Candles light up some of the most famous, and infamous, gestures of the world, they do it as exact replicas of a real human hand. Cast in paraffin, Hand Gesture Candles are life-size, and textured...

InfinityBall 4-Speed Vibrating Massage Ball

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I don't know why Nextrino decided a lacrosse ball, a foam roller, and a vibrator needed to meet, but with their InfinityBall 4-speed vibrating massage ball, that is indeed the introduction and co-mingling the company...

Car Side Seat Gap Filler & Organizer

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There goes my phone in the side gap between my car seat and my console. Uhp, and there goes my earpiece as I lean over (while still keeping my left hand firmly on the steering wheel, and both eyes laser-focused on the...

Sherpa Hoodie Blanket

$24.99 Amazon »

The Snuggie evolved? These Sherpa Hoodie Blankets, and a whole bunch like them, are blowing up Amazon with their sherpa lining warmth on the inside, micro fleece-y softness on the outside, and bigness all over...