Personalized George Costanza Beach Photobomb

$32.99 Etsy »

The original photobomb, credited to George Costanza on Seinfeld Season 9, Episode 7, "The Slicer," can now be yours. And not just yours in the hand, but yours in the face too! Shop Cafe Disco will personalize the iconic...

Caulk Condoms

$6.99 Amazon »

Not only does the term "caulk condom" create a tee-hee-hee double entendre, but these caulk-saving caps also look like little sperms when unrolled. What a great reminder gift for men to protect both their open caulk so...

National Geographic 200-Foot Rocket Launcher

$39.99 Amazon »

Perhaps I should clarify. The National Geographic 200-Foot Rocket Launcher does not stand 200 feet tall. It shoots its 1-foot-tall Power Rocket up to 200 feet in the air. But you knew that, right? If not, and you're in...

Manual Coffee Grinder with Ceramic Burrs

$14.44 - $49.99 Amazon »

From bean to brew, I made this coffee by hand! See this manual coffee grinder - with ceramic burrs so there's no thermal conductiv- what? No, She-Ra: Princess of Power, I didn't grow and harvest the beans myself...

E158: What Is This Thing?

$36.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 158 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Dango Permanent Marker

Make your Sharpies look as sharp as they write with the Dango Permanent Marker, a new hard shell for your inky implements from Dango Products' Pen and Capsule collection. CNC machined from 6061 aerospace grade aluminum...

Bat Shelf

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I wouldn't think a Bat Shelf, a black shelf with a bat cutout serving as its mounting panel, could appeal to very many different demographics, but as I peruse this Bat Shelf's listing, I am impressed to say I am wrong...

Toolbox Mini Fridge

$422.05 Amazon »

A Toolbox Mini Fridge, is that dumb? Haha, just kidding, of course it's not dumb! It's dumbfoundingly cool. And even if the general consensus were that it is dumb, you could still give one of Whynter's workshop chillers...

Polar Bear Chilling on Iceberg Bowl

Discontinued

Not to be a wet blanket about something as adorable as a bowl with a polar bear chilling on an iceberg at its center, but, uh, pretty soon the image is going to be a snapshot of history. A myth-like representation of...

35-Foot Inflatable Michael Myers

$2,995 Etsy »

Halloween Ends is coming to a streaming service near you, and possibly to your kids the moment they see this 35-foot inflatable Michael Myers in someone's yard when they're trick-or-treating this year. And in both cases...

Alfred the Giant Crochet Octopus

$677 - $885 Etsy »

I can't tell exactly how giant Alfred the Giant Crochet Octopus is, but if the evidence in the image gallery above is any indication, he appears to be the equivalent of 1 x standard lady who has not yet mastered the art...

Clarks Quilted Walllabee Boot

$180 Clarks »

Here we go again. Back to school. Into fall. And preparing for weather that will require us to wrap up in quilts, and slip our feet into boots, and, if you're Clarks Quilted Walllabee Boot, wrap up our feet in quilted...

Dangling Animal Hanging Hooks

$14.90 Amazon »

While I normally wouldn't trust a monkey to hold my bananas or a cat to hold my houseplant any more than I'd trust a jewel thief to hold my Rolex, I feel like these Monkey and Cat Magic Tension Balance Hangers from Artori...

Lumina Desk Advanced Workstation

If you want a smart workstation with a futuristic look, in-desk display, a full top surface of wireless charging, power outlets galore, and nary a cable in sight, I think you're beginning to see the Lumina. The Lumina...

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad

Discontinued

What a piece of junk! Actually, I have no idea how well this Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad works, or how cool (or junky) it looks in person, but that felt like the right line from the film series to...

Transparent Sticky Notes

$5.99 Amazon »

I've been typing for so long now that using a pen to make handwriting makes me feel like I have some sort of palsy in my arm, so I don't think these transparent sticky notes are for the likes of me. Or, for that matter...

Magnetdabbles Dual-Tip Magnetic Pens & Fidget Toys

$20 - $49 Magnetdabbles »

Magnetdabbles is for dudes and ladies and kiddos who dabble in many different disciplines, but mostly those involving drawing, doodling, fidgeting, and being mesmerized by magnets. And don't think in choosing their demographic...

Nail Clippers with Magnifying Glass

$11.99 Amazon »

These nail clippers with a magnifying glass built in are marketed for the elderly, but I think they would be good gifts for anyone who can't see that well, but refuses to wear glasses or contacts. Such as, for example...

Fowling - Portable Football Bowling Game

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Fowling is pronounced like "foal" not "fowl," but it's not fooling anyone into thinking the majority of gameplay is going to consist of the latter. In both iterations of the homophone. Combining football and bowling into...

E157: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 157 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

GRILLBLAZER GrillGun Grill Torch & Lighter

$175 Amazon »

Blaze a trail of flame-grilled burgers with GRILLBLAZER's GrillGun, a torch and lighter for charcoal grills, chimney starters, backyard fireplaces, and even campfires. The GrillGun is portable and, according to GRILLBLAZER...

Jumbo Digital Wall Clock

$229 Amazon »

Bring the basketball court or boxing ring to your home...without actually installing a basketball court or boxing ring in your home with this jumbo digital wall clock. This thing, like another word with almost the exact...

Thrive Mini First Aid Travel Kit

$9.99 Amazon »

Thrive puts first aid in the palm of your hand with their Mini First Aid Travel Kit. At just 5" long a 3.75" wide x 1.5" thick, the soft zippered case is small enough to stuff in a pack, store in a glove box, or keep...

Miller High Life x Tipsy Scoop Ice Cream Dive Bar

It's the 100th anniversary of dive bars! No, wait, it's the 100th anniversary of Miller High Life, No...no that's not it. Hold please. ... Ah! It's the 100th anniversary of ice cream bars! However, dive bars, and apparently...