Gear

Guinea Pig Halloween Costumes

$3.99 - $6.99 PetSmart »

Isn't being a guinea pig enough? Storing food in my ever-moving puffy cheeks, providing cuddles upon request, and generally looking adorable? Now I have to wear a Unicorn Halloween costume to please you too? If you wanted...

PopSockets PopThirst Drink Holders

$15 PopSockets »

Phone clutching fans of PopSockets PopGrips, prepare for PopThirst to further change your life of secure and ergonomic holding. PopThirst koozies with integrated PopGrips are the company's newest design, and the first...

Wine Lover's iPhone Case

$7.99 - $15.90 Amazon »

I wouldn't have thought red wine pairs so well with Apples, but by the looks of this iPhone case for wine lovers these two pillars of fall harvest are the perfect match...

Jellyfish Keyboard Keycap

$49.99 - $89.99 Velocifire »

Velocifire is adding the striking (literally) jellyfish to their collection of striking (figuratively) resin keyboard keycaps. Those into the elegant tentacled swimmers, or marine life in general, can pre-order a Jellyfish...

Repurposed Fire Hose Dog Toys

$18.50 Etsy »

On this 18th anniversary of 9/11, we remember the brave and indefatigable men and women who fought to save lives during and after the attacks. The passengers of United flights 93 and 175, and American flights 11 and 77...

3Doodler Create+ Leather Edition

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The 3Doodler 3D printing pen sees some refinement in both aesthetics and function with WobbleWorks' new 3Doodler Create+ Leather limited edition. More subtle and professional looking than the other pens in the company's...

WeWALK Smart Cane Attachment

$499 WeWALK »

While the WeWALK sure isn't as cute, furry, and lovable as a seeing eye dog, this smart cane attachment for the blind and visually impaired can provide some of the same benefits. And, fine, with ultrasonic sensors and...

Levitating 3D Skull Light

Discontinued

Allow me to float by you this idea for Halloween decor. The levitating 3D skull light makes terrific use of the magnet-controlled floating object design tech boys and girls have perfected over the past couple years, almost...

Le Slide - Add 2 Modular Screens to Your Laptop

$399 - $999 Le Slide »

Slidenjoy's Le Slide modular modular laptop screens somehow make threesomes work-appropriate productivity enhancers, without sacrificing any of their sexiness. The pair of add-on screens affix to the back of most any...

12" Saber Claws - Karambit Swing Blades

Discontinued

Formidable Saber Claws individually, but when the forces of these powerful 12" karambit swing blades join, they form the mighty Voltron! A precious heart!...

The Deer Bong

$24.99 The Deer Bong »

Oh beer, where'd I put my deer bong? Whoops! I mean, oh dear, where'd I put my...hey, on second thought...

Ferret Hoodie

$11.99 Amazon »

A Ferret Hoodie! Problem solved! Now everyone will know your pet ferret is just as casual, chill, and stoned as you are. However, it is definitely not a piece of ferret fashion suitable for Mr. Kimble's little polecat...

Shoulderpod S2 Handle Grip for Smartphones

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The Shoulderpod S2 has my thumbs up for smartphone camera handle grip based purely on the fact that it looks like the grip on my favorite fishing rod. So it will probably feel almost as good to hold the S2 to photograph...

HeadLimes Clip-On Citrus Squeezers

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HeadLimes, citrus squeezers you can clip onto your beverage bottle, glass, or plastic cup, seem like they could make a Top 20 list of the year's most unnecessary inventions. Is it really that hard to use your fingers...

The Chiller Iceless Beverage Cooler

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Triple-fist it and keep all 3 of your drinks icy cold with The Chiller. Described as a "portable beverage refrigerator" The Chiller's walls are lined with gel that, when frozen overnight, creates a koozie of cold that...

Under Desk Hammock

The Under Desk Hammock from Uplift Desk certainly solves the problems of how and where to take a nap at work. As for the why - you'll have to justify that one yourself...

WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm

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Wine-stained teeth - and clothes, and carpets - have plenty of products focused on them, and the removal of the red devil from those places that make it a buzzkill. WineBlock sets itself apart as a prevention of, rather...

PEGASI 2 - SAD Light Therapy Glasses

$149.99 Amazon »

The last day of summer is a sad day for everyone, but for some, that transition into fall, and then the gloom of winter, is even sadder. SAD sadder. PEGASI's second edition Smart Light Therapy Glasses endeavor to help...

The Thinking Egg Mindfulness Tool

$16 Amazon »

You want how much for an egg? It's not even full-size, and won't make a single Benedict. It can't double as a personal pleasure device either. And despite being called The Thinking Egg, this oblong palm buddy can't think...

OP-1 Portable Synthesizer

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When it comes to synthesizers, the OP-1 is a portable powerhouse...that you'll pay for. The mini synth from Teenage Engineering is a hefty investment for budding DJs, musicians, and music producers, but one that will...

Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler

$186.95 Amazon »

Pelican coolers are always heavy-duty, but most of them are also usually heavy-heavy. The Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler reduces the grandaddy versions' size and weight, plus trades in their hard shells for a puncture-resistant...

Chubby Buttons Bluetooth Music Remote

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Sometimes a little chub can come in handy. Chubby Buttons is an easy-touch Bluetooth music remote. Wearable, stickable, clickable, and water-resistant, the oversized buttons let you control your audio without digging...

Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl

Snap, Crackle, Pop become SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! in Dominic Wilcox's Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl. Wilcox developed the high-decibel dish in response to a challenge from Kellogg's several years ago. The asked him...

Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer

$82.49 Amazon »

Hot diggity-dog, with a Coca-Cola on the side. Though you'll have to buy the sodie separately, the Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer more than makes up for what it lacks in Coke reservoirs with a giant lower tray...