KFC Chicken Combo Keycaps

$24.99 - $109.99 Etsy »

Looking at Joode 3D's KFC Chicken Combo Keycaps has me jonesing for my F1 - F12. The keyboard flair is available in 5 different KFC classics, including a Fried Chicken Bucket, French Fries, Mashed Potatoes, a Sodie...

Bloody Weapon Pet Halloween Costumes

$10 Etsy »

Bloody Frenchies! Always spooking the kids with their smooshed wrinkly faces, their snorting, their impaled weaponry!...

Cabbage Patch Hat

$14 - $34 Etsy »

I'm dude enough to admit I had a Cabbage Patch Kid as a kid. I mean, a very young kid. I got rid of it by the time I was 4. OK, 8. His name was Dwight Matthew and he had dusty blond hair, curly as all get out, and wore...

Mirror Face Masks

$71 - $276 Etsy »

ETERE Shop's Mirror Face Masks aren't just stunning to look at, they're a timely addition to this year's Halloween costume - or daily mask wearing if you're an extra kind of dude or lady - that will help you socialize...

Welly First Aid Kits

$6.99 - $37.99 Amazon »

Where's Wally? Don't worry, you don't have to search high and low with keen eyes for 10 minutes before finally spotting him between the ferris wheel and funnel cake stand. This Wally, the Wally First Aid Kits, should...

Zombie Wonder Woman Costume

$129.99 Etsy »

Maybe we'll be able to celebrate Halloween like normal this year, maybe...probably...we won't. But either way, we can celebrate BADINKA's Zombie Wonder Woman costume, not to mention the Zombie Wonder Woman modeling it...

The Mike Tyson NFT Collection by Cory Van Lew

Cory Van Lew made an NFT out of MFT. Actually, a whole series of non-fungible tokens out of Mike F'ing Tyson. Van Lew, or Lewy V, collaborated directly with the heavyweight great to develop the Mike Tyson NFT Collection...

Tail Table for Vehicle Tailgates

Typically, one would not want a tail on their vehicle, since it would mean either law enforcement / nefarious persons are following them, or that raccoon they hit a mile back is now stuck to their undercarriage. But the...

Bushcraft Survival 1" Scotch Eye Hand Auger

$32.95 Amazon »

There aren't many times I'd pick a hand tool over a power tool, but Bushcraft Survival's Scotch Eye Auger is definitely...well...not one of them. My mama makes me do enough manual labor at her house without throwing a...

Giant Middle Finger Mask

$16.99 Amazon »

While I like the middle finger as much as the next dude, and therefore giant like the idea of a giant middle finger, I'm not sure about the Giant Middle Finger Mask. First of all, it's wack to look at. Up there with the...

PATCH Zero Waste Bamboo Bandages

$5.98 - $19.49 Amazon »

Patch up your wounds without gouging, stinging, cutting, scraping, burning, or blistering the environment with PATCH bandages, first aid adhesive strips strips made from bamboo fiber that create zero waste post-use. PATCH...

Marvel Sound Effects Machine

The Marvel Sound Effects Machine is the ultimate fanboy's and fangirl's Hype Button. But rather than an air horn, this little red collectible blares 8 different signature sounds from the superheroes of the Marvel Universe...

Nest Brush Self-Dispensing UV-C Toothbrush

$33 - $89 indiegogo »

The Nest Brush is not some newfangled self-dispensing electric toothbrush with a UV-C sterilizing stand. It's a newfangled self-dispensing manual toothbrush with a UV-C sterilizing stand. And the UV-C stand is optional...

PacMotor Joystick-Controlled Dual Kayak Motor

$799 PacMotor »

Down with paddles! Down with physical exertion! All hail the PacMotor joystick-controlled dual kayak motor!...

NERF LMTD ALIENS M41-A Blaster

$94.99 Hasbro Pulse »

Guess what's coming out next, next fall. A NERF LMTD ALIENS M41-A Blaster that might look like the one above! In packaging that may resemble that which you see before you. Hasbro Pulse is offering up a presale of the...

Nutshell Coolers - Coolers Insulated with Coconut Husks

$149 - $199 Nutshell Coolers »

Nutshell Coolers are lightweight, collapsible coolers whose insulation comes from coconut husks. More specifically, upcycled coconut husks that would otherwise be burned as agricultural waste, and upcycled coconut husks...

Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster Cat Toy

$14.99 Petco »

Hey, I'm all for antagonizing cats, especially my own feline arch nemesis, Zanzibar, but calling the Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster a cat "toy"? Dudes, check out those catnip discs. Two inches in diameter, and made of what...

Boobie Beanie for Breastfeeding Children...and Adults

$6 - $20 Etsy »

A child breastfeeding in a boobie beanie: it's the most heartwarming breasticle spectacle I ever saw! Crocheted by Maggie Bass of Maggie's Craft Sale, these Breast Beanies keep all the heat in your wee infant's head...

The James Bond Archives - No Time To Die Edition

$200 Taschen »

Taschen first issued The James Bond Archives in 2012 as an "XL book." This October, in conjunction with the release of the latest Bond film, No Time To Die, they'll debut a new edition - fittingly, the No Time to Die...

QUICKPLAY PRO Portable Folding Bench

$89 - $167.99 Amazon »

Instant benches for the kids, instant bleachers for their parents with QUICKPLAY's PRO Portable Folding Bench. Or, if you prefer, instant benches for the grown-ass players, instant bleachers for their significant others...

Dango MC01 Titanium Money Clip

Money, money, money, mooooneyyyy! Dango introduces the MC01 Titanium Money Clip for dudes who aren't into urban traveling light with just a few cards and a slim front pocket wallet. Dudes who don't care that cash is a...

Snow Peak Living Lodge

$1,749.95 - $1,999.95 Snow Peak »

Living large in the Living Lodge. This combo outdoor shelter and camping tent from Snow Peak features a roomy open canopy for group gatherings extending from a fully enclosed sleeping space large enough for 3 to 7 people...

Shelter-in-Place Earthquake Essentials Kit

Sold Out Amazon »

Welp, I guess the Shelter-in-Place Earthquake Essentials Kit is about as prepared as you can get for an earthquake. The one natural disaster that strikes with no warning, no chance of escape, no possibility for mitigation...

Bagster Dumpster in a Bag - Holds up to 3,300 Pounds

$29.95 Amazon »

Declutter your life, to the tune of 3,300 pounds, with the Bagster Dumpster in a Bag. A 2-part endeavor - the heavy-duty, 3 cubic-yard, 8' long x 4' wide x 2.5' tall polypropylene Bagster Bag, and the Bagster removal...