Food
Chocolate Penguins
L.A. Burdick Chocolates has whipped up this winning waddle of penguins to wish you - and your choco-lovin' belly - Happy Holidays! The chocolatier's Chocolate Penguins gift box contains 9 "tuxedoed birds of Antarctica"...
South Chicago Packing Wagyu Beef Tallow
"You packing, Dude?" Yeah, I'm packing. Packing beef. South Chicago Packing style. "Ooh, nice. Black Angus?" Naw, dude. 100% pure Wagyu...
Reese's Peanut Butter Ugly Sweater Candy
The Reese's Peanut Butter Ugly Sweater candy is a 2021 holiday exclusive from Hershey's. And while I am in the minority of people who do not like the saccharine chocolate and dry, chalky peanut butter comprising Reese's...
Nixta Licor de Elote - Corn Liqueur
Liquid. Corn. Sounds like a joke to me. A real corny joke. But, hey, I hear Nixta Licor de Elote - that's Corn Liqueur for the non-Spanish speakers - is actually pretty tasty. I'd try it. Way before I'd try Scottish Beithir...
Fly By Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp
Open your mind - and numb your mouth - to the hot umami bomb that is Fly By Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp. Made in Chengdu by Sichuan chef Jing Gao, this condiment is an oil-based cornucopia of flavor and texture they say...
Global Grub DIY Food Kits
Global Grub is here to help adventurous cooks and the people who love to eat their masterpieces "explore new tastes and techniques in [the] kitchen." A great gift for foodies this holiday season, Global Grub DIY Food...
Brach's Candy Corn Turkey Dinner
Brach's Candy Corn Turkey Dinner may seem expensive for candy corn, but think of how cheap it is for a turkey dinner. With apple pie and coffee included for dessert! Mama won't even have to cook this Thanksgiving!...
SquarEat Food Block Meals
SquarEat food blocks look like they took a trip through the Star Trek: TOS food replicator. With slightly fewer added dyes. The Miami-based SquarEat has developed this "square meal" concept as a meal delivery service...
Scottish Beithir Fire 150-Proof Beer
Scottish Beithir Fire is 75% ABV, or 150-proof beer. Nope, not joking. Yep, pretty sure that makes it the World's Strongest Beer, a title Scotland's 88 Brewery has now usurped from Scotland's Brewmeister, and their 67.5%...
Round Hot Dogs
This is SPAM! Rastelli's is SPAMming you! And they're calling it a Round Hot Dog to try to get you to fall for the trickery! I know because I had the same idea myself back in 2018. It all started in Germany, with a pub...
Amish Country Microwave Popcorn on the Cob
This Amish Country Microwave Popcorn on the Cob makes me feel just like I did when I saw the New England Hot Dog Bun Pan. ... ... Did you know you can pop popcorn right off the cob?! That there exists such a thing as...
Oaxacan Green Dent Corn
Oooh, iridescent green corn on the cob lookin' all like a mermaid's tail. Or the Incredible Hulk. Or someone who never brushes their teeth. Alright, sign me up. I'm ready to get the captivating moss and emerald, clover...
Martin's Chocolatier Luxury Chocolate Planets
At first I saw this box of Chocolate Planets and was like, "1-2-3-4...9! Martin's Chocolatier didn't diss Pluto in their presentation of our solar system in luxury confection form!" But then I read the Chocolate Planet...
Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Bites
You could call these Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Bites frozen treats that have been frozen so hard they unfroze. Freeze-drying, or blasting something cold and then sucking it dry, is a crazy process, dude. And if...
Pocket Latte - Coffee in a Bar
Have you bitten off a latte? More than you can chew? Hang in there, keep working on it - once you get that big bite of Pocket Latte down, this coffee in a bar will give you a near-instant pick-me-up. A whole cup of coffee's...
Sitka Salmon Shares Subscription Seafood Collective
I had the opportunity - the honor, really - to try one of Sitka Salmon Shares' Seafood Share Boxes. It was a 4-pound dream team of wild Alaskan Coho salmon and wild Alaskan halibut caught and filleted by a small collective...
Freeze-Dried Candy
Skittles and Starburst and SweetTarts, oh my! Skittles and Starburst and SweetTarts, freeze-dried! Stellar Rabbit Foods has the stellar down indeed with their collection of freeze-dried candy. The magic of sugary fan...
Cookie & Candy Bar Popcorn
Toasted oat pieces and marshmallow bits? Nah, try crispy kernels of popcorn tumbled together with black & white Oreos, orange Butterfingers, tri-tone brown Snickers, rainbow M&Ms, and chestnut Chips Ahoy. Those are the...
Reese's Peanut Butter Carrots
Even though carrots and peanut butter have always been a pretty good pair, Reese's Peanut Butter Carrots take the combination to a whole new level of greatness. Namely because Reese's Peanut Butter Carrots contain no...
Omnom Icelandic Chocolates
Omnom Chocolates hail from Reykjavik, where they're proud to be Iceland's first and only bean-to-bar chocolate, as well as a sweets peddler that uses 100% geothermal energy to produce its chocolatey offerings. To welcome...
Tiny Footprint Carbon Negative Coffee
If your tiny footprints are like my tiny footprints, they can be found padding (OK, maybe Sasquatch-footin' it) into the kitchen every morning to make a fat pot of coffee. Or maybe hoofin' it to a coffee shop before work...
After Dinner Nipples - Mint Chocolate Boobies
Care for a nip of mint to cleanse your palate? ... And dirty your mind? After Dinner Nipples are mint chocolate boobie treats made in the spirit of After Eight Mints, and molded in homage to mankind's other favorite after...
Addition Beer Sauce - Beer-Enhancing Savory Bitters
Uh-oh, did you drink your last microbrew or large format Belgian import? Now all that's left in the fridge is Rolling Rock and Michelob Ultra? It's cool, dude. When life makes you beer bitter, grab some beer bitters...
Coca-Cola with Coffee
Coca-Cola with Coffee. Um...yum? Ew? I don't know. I like Coke. I like coffee. Sometimes putting two things you love together is magical, and sometimes it's a disaster. Sometimes they hate each other. Sometimes they get...