Buyer's Guides

Some of these 17 gifts for the random people at the end of your list are practical. Useful. Bland and universal - you could gift them to anyone. And other are...let's just say as random as the randos who will be receiving them...

Here's some stuff for stuffing in ladies' stockings. And don't worry, none of it is a severed leg. ... Ha! Haha! The Dude made a Dad joke! The corny, slightly off-color, and borderline nonsensical kind. The best kind!...

12 gifts for people with social anxiety - it's kind of tongue-in-cheek in name, but...these are mostly legit products to help people with social anxiety. Or anxiety in general. Or trouble sleeping, since they all seem to go together...

Dude's must see products for November 2022 say, "Let the holiday shopping, and the holiday gift guides, begin!" What I have here is largely a roundup of roundups - all my best gift guides for the month of November consolidated for your perusal...

These 21 gifts for Dad are Mom-approved because Mom picks out all Dad's clothes, and tells him what he likes, and tells him what he's allowed to have, and throws out anything she finds that she doesn't want him to have anyway...

And by "nice gifts," I mean "sexy gifts," and by "naughty," I mean...you and yours, dudes and ladies! All of yours. Some assless yoga pants for your girlfriend. A spiraling male masturbator for your single brother. A couples' sex toy advent calendar for partners to share. A book on Masturbation for...

Oh, man, has the Dude got some approved gifts for you. Not just a dozen, and not just two dozen of them...oh, wait. How many is two dozen? 24? Right, then. The Dude has exactly two dozen approved gift ideas for men this holiday season...

I was going to do a writeup of 22 gifts for $25 or less in 2022, but, you know. Inflation. Still, I'd say about half of those I've included here will cash you out of your shopping cart for under the $25 mark, and none of them will make you seem cheap to your recipient...

Mm-mm-mm, I've officially made it halfway through the alphabet in my series of gift guides that start with letters of the alphabet. Welcome to the letter M, and 21 gift ideas that make the most of this magnificent letter...

Yippee Ki-K, it's the other "Kuh" sound, and 16 gifts celebrating it. You kooky kids enjoy! And you kantankerous Karens not down with Kong Beer Bongs and Krapp Strapps, shove it up your...well. Please refer to Presenting the Alphabet: 18 Gifts That Start with C...

I've compiled 16 gifts that start with "I," but don't worry. Only one of them starts with "i." And it's an iParody, not another expensive Apple device, or internet-based smart home product that's going to be a bitch to set up, and stop working every time your WiFi has a hiccup. My goal was to give...

I'm feelin' really fine like a G6. No, even better than that. Like a G17. We're onto the letter G, and have I got 17 G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Great G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gifts to share with you...